men in black jokebook

andysoa · 11th May 2004, 06:32 PM

sitting in the shcool library today me and some friends came across a men in black joke book.anybody ever read it?
hehehe it is the funniest thing ever .apparently you need to have seen the movie to get the jokes.or mabye i just didnt find this joke funny.

if the 8fth tall alien played basket ball what would his name be?

answer-
kareem abdul jarra bar

kaleidoscope · 12th May 2004, 12:10 PM

aw andrew! your the best!

(which bit of the library, or did you take it out?)

and, have you never seen men in black!?!? ooh, my mum might just go off you, thats her favourite film! ill lend it to you.

andysoa · 12th May 2004, 02:06 PM

so do you get the joke?

Rich · 12th May 2004, 04:15 PM

Steal it for me! I'll trade it for something! I NEED THIS BOOK!!!

browneyedboy00 · 12th May 2004, 06:00 PM

!
Ive read that one. And it was in the wierdest place, next to Hamlet and stuff.

andysoa · 12th May 2004, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

Steal it for me! I'll trade it for something! I NEED THIS BOOK!!!

well hmm im not gonna steal it. and if i was it would probobally be for myself.
guess you better hop onto e bay or something

daveo · 12th May 2004, 08:19 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAH that was the best thing ive read in ages, beats the shit outta the great feckin gatsby......

knock knock....

whos there?

Beak..

Beak who?

Beak- careful there's a bird alien behind you!!!

Fuckin Class

daveo · 12th May 2004, 08:24 PM

ive got another one.....

Q) Where do you find men in black and yellow????

wait for it.......

A) Agents posing as New York taxi cab drivers......

jesus since when did the drivers become yellow??

andysoa · 12th May 2004, 08:24 PM

hahahahahaha
i love you david but not as much as that book

11th May 2004, 06:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
andysoa Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: pitenweem(i wish) Posts: 1,113	men in black jokebook sitting in the shcool library today me and some friends came across a men in black joke book.anybody ever read it? hehehe it is the funniest thing ever .apparently you need to have seen the movie to get the jokes.or mabye i just didnt find this joke funny. if the 8fth tall alien played basket ball what would his name be? answer- kareem abdul jarra bar

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12th May 2004, 12:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
kaleidoscope Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GLASGLOW Posts: 1,346	aw andrew! your the best! (which bit of the library, or did you take it out?) and, have you never seen men in black!?!? ooh, my mum might just go off you, thats her favourite film! ill lend it to you.

12th May 2004, 02:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
andysoa Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: pitenweem(i wish) Posts: 1,113	so do you get the joke?

12th May 2004, 04:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Rich Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 3,559 Band: Action Man Bowtie	Steal it for me! I'll trade it for something! I NEED THIS BOOK!!!

12th May 2004, 06:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
browneyedboy00 Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kettle, Fife Posts: 872	! Ive read that one. And it was in the wierdest place, next to Hamlet and stuff.

12th May 2004, 08:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
daveo Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kingskettle en Fife Posts: 463	AHAHAHAHAHAH that was the best thing ive read in ages, beats the shit outta the great feckin gatsby...... knock knock.... whos there? Beak.. Beak who? Beak- careful there's a bird alien behind you!!! Fuckin Class

12th May 2004, 08:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
daveo Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kingskettle en Fife Posts: 463	ive got another one..... Q) Where do you find men in black and yellow???? wait for it....... A) Agents posing as New York taxi cab drivers...... jesus since when did the drivers become yellow??

12th May 2004, 08:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
andysoa Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: pitenweem(i wish) Posts: 1,113	hahahahahaha i love you david but not as much as that book