what sorta numb fuck calls their kid Apple? - Page 2

i dream of beef · 16th May 2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by St.Magumba

Lets face it he could have called the kid something relly shit like Colin , Graham or Craig.

Probarly the worst fucking names in existence.

yeah, they really are some shit names for a lassie

glittery_cath · 16th May 2004, 07:01 PM

Maybe the miserable git has a sense of humour after all

Apple is kind of cute, but as a nickname, not an actual first name. My full name is very similar to a certain famous author, and it pisses me off, so I can't imagine what it must be like to have a name like Apple.

xdavidx · 16th May 2004, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kaleidoscope

bob geldoffs kids have crazy names... peaches, pixie, and...fifi trixibell.... and there was soemthing to do with an ex wife having a daughter called tiger lily....

Heavenly Hirani (sic?) Tiger Lily

and we say "oh they'll get stick in school" but you know they're all going to get home tutored by some fucking yoga teacher. and they'll have to wear masks to go outside.

BlAcKeNeD · 16th May 2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by i dream of beef

chris martin, that's wot kind. fuckin king of duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh drudgery. that's jut not a name, it's a fuckin fruit, fuckin daft, continue the theme

"hi everybody, meet pommegrannit"

just wouldnae happen, bet he starts writin on the poor we thing anaw "change nappy" on it's back or summat.

numb fuck

not got really much to say on the matter of naming a child 'Apple' except ha ha ha

Scotty · 16th May 2004, 09:36 PM

Loads of folk name there kids weird names, take Michael Jackson for example...he called his kid fucking 'Blanket'! thats just a silly name...

Ferg · 16th May 2004, 09:48 PM

aye and one of Frank Zappa's kids is called Moon Unit Zappa.
i dont think Apple is that bad. Blackberry or Banana would have been worse.

kaleidoscope · 17th May 2004, 08:16 PM

i dont know if any of you know lorelei,
but her step dad is convinced the baby is his, and not chris martins....
hmm......

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16th May 2004, 07:01 PM	#17 (permalink)
glittery_cath ~x_miss_caffacakes_x~ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dundee/Surrey Posts: 674	Maybe the miserable git has a sense of humour after all Apple is kind of cute, but as a nickname, not an actual first name. My full name is very similar to a certain famous author, and it pisses me off, so I can't imagine what it must be like to have a name like Apple.

16th May 2004, 09:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
Scotty Let The Chaos Begin... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: North East Fife Posts: 3,247	Loads of folk name there kids weird names, take Michael Jackson for example...he called his kid fucking 'Blanket'! thats just a silly name...

16th May 2004, 09:48 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ferg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bishy-o-briggs Posts: 524	aye and one of Frank Zappa's kids is called Moon Unit Zappa. i dont think Apple is that bad. Blackberry or Banana would have been worse.

17th May 2004, 08:16 PM	#22 (permalink)
kaleidoscope Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GLASGLOW Posts: 1,346	i dont know if any of you know lorelei, but her step dad is convinced the baby is his, and not chris martins.... hmm......