alan partridge

[MisterMarc]

"you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother!"

[spam_javelin]

Hahahaha! This is immense!

petrolbusters

[MisterMarc]

Originally Posted by spam_javelin

Hahahaha! This is immense!

petrolbusters

he's quite possibly the most quotable character on earth. god bless.

[spam_javelin]

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!"

[Bobsy]

If the elephant man came up to you wearing blusher and a lovely red dress, would you say, bearing in mind he has respiratory problems and suffers depression, would you say "take that blusher off you ugly mishapen headed elephant tranny!", no, you would say you look nice.......john....

[ProzaK]

My favourite moments are.

When he gets the little kid kicked out of the bar because he is wearing jeans.

The whole episode with the swingers.

"Cup O' Beans"

[Bobsy]

did they get you on the jeans rule? nazis!

[humndislocation]

Has anyone got the new "the day today" DVD?

There's a class bit on it, if you fiddle with the menu on the extras disc, then it plays a long conversation between chris morris, and alan partridge. Comedy gold, textbook partridge.

[Thee Alex]

yeah, I have the DVD. Talking about Diana dying, Dave Dickinson and how Kennedy had a CD player.

'The CIA have known about CD's for years'

[daniel_goldbloom]

Originally Posted by humndislocation

Has anyone got the new "the day today" DVD?

There's a class bit on it, if you fiddle with the menu on the extras disc, then it plays a long conversation between chris morris, and alan partridge. Comedy gold, textbook partridge.

Aye, tis great. I saw Partridge on a new advert about teenage cancer of all things.

My favourite The Day Today skit right now:
[Conor Hammil is in the studio, holding a steering wheel in his hands. He pretends to drive.]

HAMMIL: Hey, you! Look at me! I'm driving my sports car. Going at 50, 60, 70! The wind's in my hair, 80! Oh look, there's a bend - who cares! 90! Get out of my way, you squares! I'm doing 100 because it's cool! Of course it's cool to drive fast! Just one question.

[The camera zooms in on Hammil's face with a screech of brakes.]

HAMMIL: Is this cool? [Holds up a picture of someone with a bandaged face] Is this cool? [Another picture] Is this cool? [You get the idea...] Is this cool? Is this cool? Is this cool? Is that cool? All these people - are they cool? [Rips open his shirt to reveal a huge operation scar printed on his T-shirt] Is this cool? [Goes over to a corpse on a slab] This guy - cool, is he? This guy - is he cool? [A man with a scarred face looks at his girlfriend, who turns away in disgust] This woman - [Hammil shoves her face-first through a pane of glass] - is she cool? So what about me? Do I look cool? [He throws himself under the front bumper of a 4x4] Well do I? Do I look cool, do I really look cool? Do I? Do I? Do I?

MORRIS: Yes or no? Find out tonight on BBC2!


I copied and pasted this from some site, so thanks to them

[p4rk3r]

Back of the net!

[Bobsy]

Originally Posted by daniel_goldbloom

Aye, tis great. I saw Partridge on a new advert about teenage cancer of all things.

My favourite The Day Today skit right now:
[Conor Hammil is in the studio, holding a steering wheel in his hands. He pretends to drive.]

HAMMIL: Hey, you! Look at me! I'm driving my sports car. Going at 50, 60, 70! The wind's in my hair, 80! Oh look, there's a bend - who cares! 90! Get out of my way, you squares! I'm doing 100 because it's cool! Of course it's cool to drive fast! Just one question.

[The camera zooms in on Hammil's face with a screech of brakes.]

HAMMIL: Is this cool? [Holds up a picture of someone with a bandaged face] Is this cool? [Another picture] Is this cool? [You get the idea...] Is this cool? Is this cool? Is this cool? Is that cool? All these people - are they cool? [Rips open his shirt to reveal a huge operation scar printed on his T-shirt] Is this cool? [Goes over to a corpse on a slab] This guy - cool, is he? This guy - is he cool? [A man with a scarred face looks at his girlfriend, who turns away in disgust] This woman - [Hammil shoves her face-first through a pane of glass] - is she cool? So what about me? Do I look cool? [He throws himself under the front bumper of a 4x4] Well do I? Do I look cool, do I really look cool? Do I? Do I? Do I?

MORRIS: Yes or no? Find out tonight on BBC2!


I copied and pasted this from some site, so thanks to them

haha yeh dan, thats a fucking classic one!

[Marco]

The best bit on the day today DVD is the extras from "the pool" the bit with the janitor "this is where i keep all the stuff people leave behind, missle, 3 kids" and the little one leans over!!!!!


Or the ugly children!!! "had the looks of an old man"!!!!

[Thee Alex]

'...and Mrs Cake stifled a giggle' from the 'Stop the ritual of the bullying ritual' item on The Day Today.

Also - 'Crackers, special teams who were sent into the tunnels to kill the horses....with hammers!'

The Ted Maul character is genius.