I just did a really great shit

Shite-puss · 3rd June 2004, 07:31 PM

Has anyone else just done a great shit ??????????

I did, it was great

RussellOrGoose · 3rd June 2004, 07:35 PM

Thank you for sharing that.

samuraisloth · 3rd June 2004, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shite-puss

Has anyone else just done a great shit ??????????

I did, it was great

you are gsick, grassie. for the love of god dont do it

chewlip · 3rd June 2004, 07:36 PM

Actually, yes. It was a smoothy.

Becca Bomb · 3rd June 2004, 07:48 PM

congrats

Afro Joe · 3rd June 2004, 10:17 PM

i had a really satisfying jobbie earlier on today.

RussellOrGoose · 3rd June 2004, 10:23 PM

My sister's friend took a photo of her shit when she was on holiday in Las Vegas.
Just so she could have proof she did one in 'sin city'.
The same friend once burst into the toilet when i was taking one.Cause she is hot as fuck i wanted to die.....seeing me at my most primal.

HighOnCuntBlood · 3rd June 2004, 10:40 PM

ha, on that note i wish to post a thing off one of my old burfday cards

Name that poo!

The New Arrival: you go into labour for at least two hours and need an epidural to produce this 7lb bundle of joy

Pop A Vein Poo; this is the poo that killed elvis - it wont come out intill your sweaty,trembling and turned purple from strain

Bus Poo: you've just pulled your pants up and surprise! another one comes along

The hanged man: see him swing from side to side but he never leaves the gallows of the sphincter

Freedom Fighter: heralded by a fanfare of farts, this guy is rugged,hard and ends constipation

Darth Vader: big,blaack and scary. lots of heavy breathing prior to arrival - this guy really makes u sweat

Porridge poo: this pours out your bum, often accompanied by the odd fart to help it spray all over the sides of the bowl and halfway up the wall. this usually happens at someone elses house.

Teflon coated poo: so slick,so quick,clean and easy that u dont even feel it- no trace on the toilet paper and u have to look in the pan to make sure u did it.

gord · 3rd June 2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnCuntBlood

Teflon coated poo: so slick,so quick,clean and easy that u dont even feel it- no trace on the toilet paper and u have to look in the pan to make sure u did it.

those are the best ones. It's a very efficient form of poo. You could probably do it in your sleep.

That'd be weird though.

Andy Pandy · 3rd June 2004, 10:57 PM

What about the invisible poo?

You go through all the motions, and when you glance in the pan (you know, just to check).....

It's fucking disappeared.

robs · 3rd June 2004, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy-Pandy

What about the invisible poo?

You go through all the motions, and when you glance in the pan (you know, just to check).....

It's fucking disappeared.

My friend and I went to Belfast for a few days and he couldn't jobby for the entire trip.
He thinks it was something to do with the 'irish air' making his arse hole 'close up' - rendering it near impossible for jobbying.

In saying that, he went about 5-6 times and felt really good after each, but there wasnt even a morsel left in the pan

"Phantom Jobby" perhaps?

Rebelius · 3rd June 2004, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnCuntBlood

Teflon coated poo: so slick,so quick,clean and easy that u dont even feel it- no trace on the toilet paper and u have to look in the pan to make sure u did it.

excellent!

Andy Pandy · 3rd June 2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by robs

He thinks it was something to do with the 'irish air' making his arse hole 'close up' - rendering it near impossible for jobbying.

lol

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Originally Posted by robs

"Phantom Jobby" perhaps?

Indeed.

Much like a phantom limb or a phantom pregnancy.

Rebelius · 3rd June 2004, 11:29 PM

isn't a phantom limb when you don't have an arm or leg but it still feels like it's there?

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RussellOrGoose legend Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 6,432	My sister's friend took a photo of her shit when she was on holiday in Las Vegas. Just so she could have proof she did one in 'sin city'. The same friend once burst into the toilet when i was taking one.Cause she is hot as fuck i wanted to die.....seeing me at my most primal.

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HighOnCuntBlood Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Fun Posts: 447	ha, on that note i wish to post a thing off one of my old burfday cards Name that poo! The New Arrival: you go into labour for at least two hours and need an epidural to produce this 7lb bundle of joy Pop A Vein Poo; this is the poo that killed elvis - it wont come out intill your sweaty,trembling and turned purple from strain Bus Poo: you've just pulled your pants up and surprise! another one comes along The hanged man: see him swing from side to side but he never leaves the gallows of the sphincter Freedom Fighter: heralded by a fanfare of farts, this guy is rugged,hard and ends constipation Darth Vader: big,blaack and scary. lots of heavy breathing prior to arrival - this guy really makes u sweat Porridge poo: this pours out your bum, often accompanied by the odd fart to help it spray all over the sides of the bowl and halfway up the wall. this usually happens at someone elses house. Teflon coated poo: so slick,so quick,clean and easy that u dont even feel it- no trace on the toilet paper and u have to look in the pan to make sure u did it.

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Andy Pandy Milk will give you more Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 726	What about the invisible poo? You go through all the motions, and when you glance in the pan (you know, just to check)..... It's fucking disappeared.

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Rebelius Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 7,220	isn't a phantom limb when you don't have an arm or leg but it still feels like it's there?