quite amusing...

Baz · 9th February 2005, 02:07 PM

a mate sent this to me....

> Bohemian Rhapsody - Glasgow Version
>
> Is this the real life, is it the methodone?
> Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
> Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me.
> Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D.
> Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma!
> Any way the Clyde flows Disnae really mater tae me......tae me.
>
> Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam,
> Buckie bottle tae the heid,
> An noo the f*ckin' b*stard's deid!
> Haw Maw, Um just oan parole,
> An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee....
>
> Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,
> Never meant tae steal yer purse,
> But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'.
> Carry oot, carry oot!
> An we'll go oot oan the batter!
>
> Too late, the bailiff's here,
> Sends shivers doon ma spine,
> Gubbed 10 jellies just in time.
> Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go,
> Got tae go and rip some @#%$ fae up the scheme.
> Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh
> I'm a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all.
>
> I see a little silhouetto of a bam,
> Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
> Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning to me!
> Twenty Mayfair,
> Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins,
> Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
>
> I'm just a fat ! boy, nae body loves me,
> He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
> Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?
> Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
> Forf*cksake, No! I will no' get a job! - Get a job!
> Forf*cksake, I will
> no' get a job! - Get a job! Forf*cksake, Will you get a job?
> Get a job! Will no' get a job, get a job!
> Will no' get a job, get a job!
> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.....
>
> Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap!
> Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
> For me, for meeeee!?
>
> So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye?
> So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die?
> Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
> Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!
>
> F*ck all really matters, Any one can see,
> F*ck all really matters, f*ck all really matters to me!
> Any way the Clyde flows....

Reviews101 · 9th February 2005, 02:12 PM

old but classsic

I_got_a_mohawk · 9th February 2005, 02:37 PM

hehe nice

The Pumpkin · 9th February 2005, 02:39 PM

haha great

WATCHO!! · 9th February 2005, 02:41 PM

haha very good.

Rosco the magnificent · 9th February 2005, 02:42 PM

I've got that on CD- it's well good- DJ Jock at the Caley Bar in Tenerife is the author

Baz · 9th February 2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosco

I've got that on CD- it's well good- DJ Jock at the Caley Bar in Tenerife is the author

classic. a girl at my work has a video of a total ned version. its ace-

"JJB JJB, had a tracky set aside for meeeeeeeeeeeeee.."

Rosco the magnificent · 9th February 2005, 02:53 PM

classic- it's great for parties and a drunken sing-along...

'20 Mayfair, 20 Mayfair, 20 Mayfair and some skins....'

The Pumpkin · 9th February 2005, 02:57 PM

ive heard one of those cds im sure, there was a song about buckfast i think

'buckfast wine you make me feel so fine...' or something like that

RussellOrGoose · 9th February 2005, 07:53 PM

Oh god. My two mates bought a cd with it on when they were on holiday.Any excuse to sing it in public they take.It's painful to see and hear.

*Lyndsey* · 9th February 2005, 08:22 PM

haha brilliant, emailed it to all me buds

Becca Bomb · 9th February 2005, 09:33 PM

haha funneh

kaleidoscope · 9th February 2005, 09:59 PM

haha. nice one.
I'm gonna make up a cupar one...

Is this the high street? Is this the other one?
Caught in a tiny town, no escape from the fifer tone,
co-op alldays, bakers with nice pies...
oh, geeeeee,
its such a nice town, no need for snobbery...

ah, im bored now... but i'd have got buckfast, the park, lambrini, lambert and butler, npas the chip shop etc in there somewhere...

9th February 2005, 02:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,787 Band: 15 Minutes	quite amusing... a mate sent this to me.... > Bohemian Rhapsody - Glasgow Version > > Is this the real life, is it the methodone? > Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone? > Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me. > Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D. > Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma! > Any way the Clyde flows Disnae really mater tae me......tae me. > > Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam, > Buckie bottle tae the heid, > An noo the fckin' bstard's deid! > Haw Maw, Um just oan parole, > An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee.... > > Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh, > Never meant tae steal yer purse, > But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'. > Carry oot, carry oot! > An we'll go oot oan the batter! > > Too late, the bailiff's here, > Sends shivers doon ma spine, > Gubbed 10 jellies just in time. > Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go, > Got tae go and rip some @#%$ fae up the scheme. > Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh > I'm a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all. > > I see a little silhouetto of a bam, > Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo? > Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning to me! > Twenty Mayfair, > Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins, > Magnifico oh oh oh oh! > > I'm just a fat ! boy, nae body loves me, > He's just a fat boy fae a fat family! > Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea? > Get tae fck, skanky slob, will ye get a job? > Forfcksake, No! I will no' get a job! - Get a job! > Forfcksake, I will > no' get a job! - Get a job! Forfcksake, Will you get a job? > Get a job! Will no' get a job, get a job! > Will no' get a job, get a job! > No, no, no, no, no, no, no..... > > Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap! > Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me? > For me, for meeeee!? > > So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye? > So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die? > Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag! > Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut! > > Fck all really matters, Any one can see, > Fck all really matters, f*ck all really matters to me! > Any way the Clyde flows....

9th February 2005, 02:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Reviews101 Big floppy donkey dick Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nam Posts: 1,024	old but classsic

9th February 2005, 02:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
I_got_a_mohawk Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Edinburgh & Blairgowrie Posts: 4,767 Band: Spengler	hehe nice

9th February 2005, 02:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
The Pumpkin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: id like to be in Camden Town Posts: 3,325 Band: Spengler	haha great

9th February 2005, 02:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
WATCHO!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blairgowrie Posts: 1,929 Band: Spengler	haha very good.

9th February 2005, 02:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	I've got that on CD- it's well good- DJ Jock at the Caley Bar in Tenerife is the author

9th February 2005, 02:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	classic- it's great for parties and a drunken sing-along... '20 Mayfair, 20 Mayfair, 20 Mayfair and some skins....'

9th February 2005, 02:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
The Pumpkin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: id like to be in Camden Town Posts: 3,325 Band: Spengler	ive heard one of those cds im sure, there was a song about buckfast i think 'buckfast wine you make me feel so fine...' or something like that

9th February 2005, 07:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
RussellOrGoose legend Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 6,432	Oh god. My two mates bought a cd with it on when they were on holiday.Any excuse to sing it in public they take.It's painful to see and hear.

9th February 2005, 08:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,285	haha brilliant, emailed it to all me buds

9th February 2005, 09:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
Becca Bomb Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: the ghost train Posts: 3,738 Band: The Leatherettes	haha funneh

9th February 2005, 09:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
kaleidoscope Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GLASGLOW Posts: 1,346	haha. nice one. I'm gonna make up a cupar one... Is this the high street? Is this the other one? Caught in a tiny town, no escape from the fifer tone, co-op alldays, bakers with nice pies... oh, geeeeee, its such a nice town, no need for snobbery... ah, im bored now... but i'd have got buckfast, the park, lambrini, lambert and butler, npas the chip shop etc in there somewhere...

9th February 2005, 10:01 PM	#14 (permalink)
Reviews101 Big floppy donkey dick Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nam Posts: 1,024