New 9-11 conspiracy theory !

alien_syndm · 9th February 2005, 04:38 PM

England deliberately lost to wales, ho ho ho. The reason ?
Hmmm perhaps I should post this in bollocks, see why here

*Lyndsey* · 9th February 2005, 05:03 PM

that is bloody rank! but fair play to him for sticking to his bet heh!

^_mincher_^ · 9th February 2005, 05:08 PM

Reviews101 · 9th February 2005, 05:17 PM

Hahahaha

RussellOrGoose · 9th February 2005, 07:54 PM

Some Welsh guy said 'if Wales beat england I'll cut my balls off'
Wales won and he did....chopped them off and presented them to his mates in pub.
Most folk just buy a pint though.

kaleidoscope · 9th February 2005, 10:01 PM

Now theres a noble chap eh?

Dave(crashdown) · 9th February 2005, 10:59 PM

ah the art of testicular severing is not lost

trickyvicki · 10th February 2005, 01:00 AM

This reminded me of an e-mail I got telling me about the darwin awards the other year there, it was this (it's kind of long, but read it, it's very good):

1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately, for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.

NOTE: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. However, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.

Rebelius · 10th February 2005, 01:05 AM

the other 6 are here

some are pretty funny

RealR · 10th February 2005, 02:54 AM

lmao

oh and darwin awards rock

trickyvicki · 10th February 2005, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Develion

lmao

oh and darwin awards rock

aye, they certainly do!

every guy I have seen reading the "ball washing" one, has either instinctively drawn there legs tightly together or put an insticitive hand down as if trying to protect theirs! lol

alien_syndm · 10th February 2005, 12:33 PM

I cracked one off, does that make me weird ?

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9th February 2005, 05:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,285	that is bloody rank! but fair play to him for sticking to his bet heh!

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9th February 2005, 05:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Reviews101 Big floppy donkey dick Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nam Posts: 1,024	Hahahaha

9th February 2005, 07:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
RussellOrGoose legend Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 6,432	Some Welsh guy said 'if Wales beat england I'll cut my balls off' Wales won and he did....chopped them off and presented them to his mates in pub. Most folk just buy a pint though.

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kaleidoscope Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GLASGLOW Posts: 1,346	Now theres a noble chap eh?

10th February 2005, 01:00 AM	#8 (permalink)
trickyvicki Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: dundee Posts: 1,544	This reminded me of an e-mail I got telling me about the darwin awards the other year there, it was this (it's kind of long, but read it, it's very good): 1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately, for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course. NOTE: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. However, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.

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Rebelius Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 7,220	the other 6 are here some are pretty funny

10th February 2005, 02:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
RealR Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,140 Band: They are make believe	lmao oh and darwin awards rock

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alien_syndm Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: dundee Posts: 1,435	I cracked one off, does that make me weird ?