Best thing you've stolen...

*Lyndsey* · 13th February 2005, 03:32 PM

Right, whats the best thing you've nicked off mates/random stranger...not out of shops so no replies of "ooo i stole a lipgloss oot o superdrug aye"!!!lol
For example, last nite there was a big group of guys in my work on a stag party and i managed to nick the stags pants - he had on wonder woman knickers over his boxers! theyre cool as fuck!
my mate stole his wonder woman vest hehe

im gona wear them 2nite! well when they come out the washing machine

earmuffin · 13th February 2005, 03:34 PM

someone's virginity

Johnny · 13th February 2005, 03:37 PM

Once I stole a car, then I was doing 90 on a country lane and I hit some old farmer.

Got rid of the body though.

Dj-Zero · 13th February 2005, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by confessions

Right, whats the best thing you've nicked off mates/random stranger...

I was living in Forest Park Road, top floor flat, I woke up one morning after a particular boozy night out at the Soul Cellar, lay there for about 5 minutes, trying to recall the night before (without much success I might add), got up and lo and behold, in my bedroom, was a wheelchair!!!

I shit you not!!!

*Lyndsey* · 13th February 2005, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dj-Zero

I was living in Forest Park Road, top floor flat, I woke up one morning after a particular boozy night out at the Soul Cellar, lay there for about 5 minutes, trying to recall the night before (without much success I might add), got up and lo and behold, in my bedroom, was a wheelchair!!!

I shit you not!!!

hahahaa timmmmmay!

All_in_black · 13th February 2005, 09:56 PM

Umm, i stole a little pink barbie bike from someone's garden late at night and we rode through kirriemuir on it then threw it at walls then in a burn. We were pissed of course.

I felt pretty bad the next day though, was a shitty thing to do. Still stuck the little plastic barbie loveheart on my locker at school tho.

diagnosismurder · 14th February 2005, 01:48 AM

on my last day of school we stole our common room door.

jonny_spaceman · 14th February 2005, 01:59 AM

sid and henri le duuk

andrewforce5 · 14th February 2005, 02:04 AM

mon!

on the last few weeks of high school i made a point of stealing one thing a day from the school that you couldn't buy in the shops, i got a whole load of shite!

jonny_spaceman · 14th February 2005, 02:05 AM

ah the good old clamp....that became the "percussion rack" imagine we'd got the nemo banner!

St.Magumba · 14th February 2005, 03:30 AM

Christ , where do i start!

Some guys disabled scooter from the fornt of a pub in Ayr. Never got far and nearly got pummeled by this square-headed rugby fuck.

Through a combined effort managed to transplant an entire picnic bench from a local country park across a distance of about 3/4 mile to my front lawn.

Not only a singular pair of girls pants but every piece of underwear belonging to a girl who was stupid enough to invite me back for ' coffee ' .

Also once attempted to liberate a christmas tree from a chinese takeaway but my getaway was hampered by the fact that the fairy lights were plugged in.

Rosco the Bosco · 14th February 2005, 04:03 AM

My brother (Jeebus) and i were on our way home from a night out a few years back, and we found a screwdriver sitting on a wall.

We then proceeded to unscrew the house numbers from every gate we went past, but instead of stealing the numbers, we only stole the screws. we left the numbers sitting in the driveway for the owners to find.

hopefully we baffled them.
dont know what happened to the screws tho.

^_mincher_^ · 14th February 2005, 04:28 AM

I stole a glance at someones boobs once. It was fun.

St.Magumba · 14th February 2005, 06:04 AM

Someone stole my heart once!

13th February 2005, 03:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,285	Best thing you've stolen... Right, whats the best thing you've nicked off mates/random stranger...not out of shops so no replies of "ooo i stole a lipgloss oot o superdrug aye"!!!lol For example, last nite there was a big group of guys in my work on a stag party and i managed to nick the stags pants - he had on wonder woman knickers over his boxers! theyre cool as fuck! my mate stole his wonder woman vest hehe im gona wear them 2nite! well when they come out the washing machine Last edited by confessions : 9th March 2005 at 08:45 PM.

13th February 2005, 03:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
earmuffin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I'm there. Posts: 1,657	someone's virginity

13th February 2005, 03:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	Once I stole a car, then I was doing 90 on a country lane and I hit some old farmer. Got rid of the body though.

13th February 2005, 09:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
All_in_black Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kirriemuir Posts: 1,873	Umm, i stole a little pink barbie bike from someone's garden late at night and we rode through kirriemuir on it then threw it at walls then in a burn. We were pissed of course. I felt pretty bad the next day though, was a shitty thing to do. Still stuck the little plastic barbie loveheart on my locker at school tho.

14th February 2005, 01:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
diagnosismurder Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	on my last day of school we stole our common room door.

14th February 2005, 01:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
jonny_spaceman Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: monifieth rock city Posts: 1,316	sid and henri le duuk

14th February 2005, 02:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
andrewforce5 Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Monifieth Posts: 4,414	mon! on the last few weeks of high school i made a point of stealing one thing a day from the school that you couldn't buy in the shops, i got a whole load of shite!

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jonny_spaceman Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: monifieth rock city Posts: 1,316	ah the good old clamp....that became the "percussion rack" imagine we'd got the nemo banner!

14th February 2005, 03:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
St.Magumba Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kilmarnock. Posts: 2,250	Christ , where do i start! Some guys disabled scooter from the fornt of a pub in Ayr. Never got far and nearly got pummeled by this square-headed rugby fuck. Through a combined effort managed to transplant an entire picnic bench from a local country park across a distance of about 3/4 mile to my front lawn. Not only a singular pair of girls pants but every piece of underwear belonging to a girl who was stupid enough to invite me back for ' coffee ' . Also once attempted to liberate a christmas tree from a chinese takeaway but my getaway was hampered by the fact that the fairy lights were plugged in.

14th February 2005, 04:03 AM	#12 (permalink)
Rosco the Bosco Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,838 Band: No, i've never been Banned.	My brother (Jeebus) and i were on our way home from a night out a few years back, and we found a screwdriver sitting on a wall. We then proceeded to unscrew the house numbers from every gate we went past, but instead of stealing the numbers, we only stole the screws. we left the numbers sitting in the driveway for the owners to find. hopefully we baffled them. dont know what happened to the screws tho.

14th February 2005, 04:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,580	I stole a glance at someones boobs once. It was fun.

14th February 2005, 06:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
St.Magumba Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kilmarnock. Posts: 2,250	Someone stole my heart once!

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