The Chav Awards

Dj-Zero · 25th February 2005, 07:55 PM

Who do you think deserves this award?

Going Gone · 25th February 2005, 08:57 PM

What's your obsession with fucking Chavs

Dj-Zero · 25th February 2005, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Highly_Evolved

What's your obsession with fucking Chavs

I've never fucked one in my life!!! It's not an obsession, more of a hatred!

kj · 25th February 2005, 09:54 PM

Chavs are funny, they slag you off for being a 'pure sausage' but when you walk directly through a crowd of them, they all step aside and let you through. i conducted my own experiment you see. THey all had snowballs and i thought, fuck it. If i'm gonna get hit i'll just go all Jet Li on their asses, but not one ball was thrown. Success. Maybe we just dont understand their culture.

Still, lets send them all to Australia.

*Lyndsey* · 27th February 2005, 05:05 PM

my little brother is a good contender for this as he excessively uses the words "saaaasage" "trumpet" "pure ken" "dinny hink so" "belters" "trakkies" "jordans got pure fine tits man" "buckie" and my overall fave - "here pure lave meh staffie alane man or eh'll mak it bite ya ya cunt"

he also drives a 106 with the back windows blocked otu white to match the exterior. he calls it his "van"...

Going Gone · 27th February 2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by confessions

my little brother is a good contender for this as he excessively uses the words "saaaasage" "trumpet" "pure ken" "dinny hink so" "belters" "trakkies" "jordans got pure fine tits man" "buckie" and my overall fave - "here pure lave meh staffie alane man or eh'll mak it bite ya ya cunt"

he also drives a 106 with the back windows blocked otu white to match the exterior. he calls it his "van"...

Agreed

*Lyndsey* · 27th February 2005, 05:11 PM

youre lucky your not related to him...

25th February 2005, 07:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dj-Zero I am Sancho Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scumdee Posts: 3,971	The Chav Awards Who do you think deserves this award?

25th February 2005, 09:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 14,227 Band: A band of merry men	Chavs are funny, they slag you off for being a 'pure sausage' but when you walk directly through a crowd of them, they all step aside and let you through. i conducted my own experiment you see. THey all had snowballs and i thought, fuck it. If i'm gonna get hit i'll just go all Jet Li on their asses, but not one ball was thrown. Success. Maybe we just dont understand their culture. Still, lets send them all to Australia. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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25th February 2005, 08:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Going Gone Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,410	What's your obsession with fucking Chavs

27th February 2005, 05:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,285	my little brother is a good contender for this as he excessively uses the words "saaaasage" "trumpet" "pure ken" "dinny hink so" "belters" "trakkies" "jordans got pure fine tits man" "buckie" and my overall fave - "here pure lave meh staffie alane man or eh'll mak it bite ya ya cunt" he also drives a 106 with the back windows blocked otu white to match the exterior. he calls it his "van"...

27th February 2005, 05:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,285	youre lucky your not related to him...