Neighbours frm hell...mwahahaha - Page 3

krashd · 23rd June 2005, 10:12 PM

That's nothin'.

One of my neighbours was always acting weird, and they looked pretty weird. I think they were slovakian, they'd have weird sounding machinery, drills and stuff coming from their house at all hours and only ever came out at night in a black hearse-like car. Once a couple other neighbours broke into their house to snoop around but the house wasn't empty, they told us that the owner was a little 5 foot man with white hair and his nephew offered them all sardines on pretzels. Mr Petersaon said had a drawer just full of spoons.

I love this neighbourhood.

krashd · 23rd June 2005, 10:15 PM

I'm actually sitting here, waiting on a pizza, watching Mr Peterson and some other dudes trying to climb over their back fence.

humndislocation · 23rd June 2005, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashd

That's nothin'.

One of my neighbours was always acting weird, and they looked pretty weird. I think they were slovakian, they'd have weird sounding machinery, drills and stuff coming from their house at all hours and only ever came out at night in a black hearse-like car. Once a couple other neighbours broke into their house to snoop around but the house wasn't empty, they told us that the owner was a little 5 foot man with white hair and his nephew offered them all sardines on pretzels. Mr Petersaon said had a drawer just full of spoons.

I love this neighbourhood.

"Satan is good, satan is our pal. "

or was that not a reference to what I thought it was?

Ferg · 24th June 2005, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by humndislocation

"Satan is good, satan is our pal. "

or was that not a reference to what I thought it was?

im pretty sure it was.

did these neighbours also "keep a horse in the basement?"

{valentine*} · 24th June 2005, 12:12 AM

I live in a really lovely little victorian street where everyone is lovely.

Hoever, people just bought the house next door + decided to make a driveway. So they ripped a MASSIVE hole in the nice 100+odd year old wall big enough to get a large van through. That was like 5 months ago. They still havn't finished it. They only work on it on weekends, in the morning. At like 8am. It's right under my bedroom window +they seem to know when i'll be hung over +do it then.

They also do it on hot days + wear very little clothing. They are not pretty.

*Lyndsey* · 24th June 2005, 10:32 AM

is it illegal is i chop my neighbours heads off?

grrr was watching a movie last night with my bf when they were chucking little stones at my window....so i threw a full can of coke at them oooopsy : )

little shits

Johnny · 24th June 2005, 11:07 AM

I live in a house.

A very big house.

In the country.

*Lyndsey* · 24th June 2005, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashd

That's nothin'.

One of my neighbours was always acting weird, and they looked pretty weird. I think they were slovakian, they'd have weird sounding machinery, drills and stuff coming from their house at all hours and only ever came out at night in a black hearse-like car. Once a couple other neighbours broke into their house to snoop around but the house wasn't empty, they told us that the owner was a little 5 foot man with white hair and his nephew offered them all sardines on pretzels. Mr Petersaon said had a drawer just full of spoons.

I love this neighbourhood.

(rolls eyes)

my neighbours are STILL worse than yours.

so there.

Scotty · 24th June 2005, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashd

That's nothin'.

One of my neighbours was always acting weird, and they looked pretty weird. I think they were slovakian, they'd have weird sounding machinery, drills and stuff coming from their house at all hours and only ever came out at night in a black hearse-like car. Once a couple other neighbours broke into their house to snoop around but the house wasn't empty, they told us that the owner was a little 5 foot man with white hair and his nephew offered them all sardines on pretzels. Mr Petersaon said had a drawer just full of spoons.

I love this neighbourhood.

Wow...'The Burbs', totaly awesome film!

Hat Of Cheese · 25th June 2005, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by I_got_a_mohawk

One of my neighbours (well, guy across the road), was ok, but he used to have tons of partys with alot of assholes there, they pissed of the wrong people one night and all the oldies from the British Legion just along the road chased them and beat the hell out of them, funiest thing i had seen in a while, needless to say those guys dont show to the partys anymore

I thought you lived opposite the church, is that a bit up the road from you?

Because I had a worrying image of the minister throwing riotious parties

*Lyndsey* · 25th June 2005, 11:34 AM

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH fucken eighbours kept me up all night.....well mainly the neighbours : )....fucken banging doors and playing stupid bang bang bang music no tune to it at all grrrrr at 3am gah and they didnt go to bed at all they did this right through til like 8am

and when i went for my paper and rolls this morning the buggers had smashed lots of other people in the streets walls and smashed bottles all over the place, little minky fucking junkie bastards gaaaaah

hows everyone else this morning : )

Johnny · 25th June 2005, 11:37 AM

This morning I woke up and my maw went to spain.

She'd forgotten to tell me she was going away so I was a bit surprised.

humndislocation · 25th June 2005, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny

This morning I woke up and my maw went to spain.

She'd forgotten to tell me she was going away so I was a bit surprised.

Ho ho that's sure to lead to some hilarious capers, as some burglars attempt to break into what they think is your abandoned house.

Of course, you'll probably rig up some elaborate traps to foil their schemes I expect.

23rd June 2005, 10:12 PM	#31 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	That's nothin'. One of my neighbours was always acting weird, and they looked pretty weird. I think they were slovakian, they'd have weird sounding machinery, drills and stuff coming from their house at all hours and only ever came out at night in a black hearse-like car. Once a couple other neighbours broke into their house to snoop around but the house wasn't empty, they told us that the owner was a little 5 foot man with white hair and his nephew offered them all sardines on pretzels. Mr Petersaon said had a drawer just full of spoons. I love this neighbourhood.

23rd June 2005, 10:15 PM	#32 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	I'm actually sitting here, waiting on a pizza, watching Mr Peterson and some other dudes trying to climb over their back fence.

24th June 2005, 12:12 AM	#35 (permalink)
{valentine*} everybody needs somebody Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,198	I live in a really lovely little victorian street where everyone is lovely. Hoever, people just bought the house next door + decided to make a driveway. So they ripped a MASSIVE hole in the nice 100+odd year old wall big enough to get a large van through. That was like 5 months ago. They still havn't finished it. They only work on it on weekends, in the morning. At like 8am. It's right under my bedroom window +they seem to know when i'll be hung over +do it then. They also do it on hot days + wear very little clothing. They are not pretty.

24th June 2005, 10:32 AM	#36 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,285	is it illegal is i chop my neighbours heads off? grrr was watching a movie last night with my bf when they were chucking little stones at my window....so i threw a full can of coke at them oooopsy : ) little shits

24th June 2005, 11:07 AM	#37 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	I live in a house. A very big house. In the country.

25th June 2005, 11:34 AM	#41 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,285	ARGHHHHHHHHHHH fucken eighbours kept me up all night.....well mainly the neighbours : )....fucken banging doors and playing stupid bang bang bang music no tune to it at all grrrrr at 3am gah and they didnt go to bed at all they did this right through til like 8am and when i went for my paper and rolls this morning the buggers had smashed lots of other people in the streets walls and smashed bottles all over the place, little minky fucking junkie bastards gaaaaah hows everyone else this morning : )

25th June 2005, 11:37 AM	#42 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	This morning I woke up and my maw went to spain. She'd forgotten to tell me she was going away so I was a bit surprised.