Things you hate but put up with anyway

[Keerin]

people using the word "fuckclock"

[humndislocation]

Originally Posted by Keerin

people using the word "fuckclock"

fuckclock is a great word you cocksprocket.

[*Lyndsey*]

Originally Posted by Keerin

people using the word "fuckclock"

people actually say that?

i dont like people who are cunt with alcohol, or in general cunts.

[Keerin]

Originally Posted by confessions

people actually say that?

i dont like people who are cunt with alcohol, or in general cunts.

check the last post on the last page you fuckclock.

[*Lyndsey*]

Originally Posted by Keerin

check the last post on the last page you fuckclock.

its all starting to make sense....

[jynx]

Ok gang group hug group hug. Deep breath we'll work through this together,

first issue to address, x glitter-me-up x.... did I detect sarcasm *shock horror face* you asked the question. If you don't care bout my answer and think my arguement has no merit anyway...why bother getting me to elaborate? ...Cos even if you hear more, you'll just remind yourself I'm a cock jockeying bandit and you don't care anyway. If you think I'm on an ill advised bout of self righteousness....jus slag me off to a friend.

Second Keerin, I agree with the smoking ban for public places. I hate the smell of smoke on my hands (mildly obsessive compulsive so wash my hands a lot anyway) And I don't think you should be able to smoke everywhere and anywhere. I get put off in the wellgate by people puffin away in shop entrances...stinkin up the clothes. And I don't like people smokin in restaurants, or public toilets...less it's cigars...cos cigars are ace. (And i smoke menthol, (non of that light shite) smells not as bad, less harsh on throat, reducing or decimating any cough....oh and my breath isn't rank from smoke.)

And third, Schmurgle..I'm not anti fat to the extent of being rude like that (well mainly I just wouldn't give a damn if someones pregnant less she was actually giving birth. I hate babies). But did you see that documentary on texans few years ago....some guy got banned from a dozen ''all you can eat places''!! i get sometimes there are medical conditions....

But not always, I'm talking bout when you have the proof the person's jus bein a tubby git. I'm not talkin bout big built people that are able to climb steps and not get out of breathe, I'm talking bout the ones incapable of exercise. I'm talkin bout the ones that order a BUCKET of chicken for themself as an after dinner thing to eat while watching a film. (A BUCKET of chicken...is it necessary...whats next? A trough of coleslaw? A skip of chips?)

I am talkin bout the ones who require oxygen cos they're eating themselves into a coma.

[xglitter-me-upx]

sorry the sarcasm just slips out.
Jesting eh?

I was interested, or else, as you said I wouldn't have asked.

edit - And I was waiting for the people to bite.

[jynx]

I was trying to stay P.C...while totally not being it at the same time. Cos I am a total cockmaster...but I admit it and the weird thing is people usually like me....though I admit I'm not nice....I'm a total cunt.

But I've just seen a charlotte chuch video and now the pussycat dolls...so I'm slightly distracted *boobs*.

[*Lyndsey*]

im at work....and i need a fag. i hate having to put up with nicotine cravings.


oh and i had a lovely dream that i was locked in the back of a lorry with ellen de whatever her name is of ellen fame and the lorry driver was doing crazy shit in the lorry and then i ended up talking to jerry hall, who was also in the crazy lorry, and we both found out we went to the same school.


no more chocolate before bedtime huh

[krashd]

Originally Posted by humndislocation

People who take things said on the internet too seriously.

People who can't appreciate dark/sick humour.

Similarly, people who whine when someone else makes a sick joke that offends their sensibilities, like they have some kind of right to decide what other people can and can't say, or have some kind of right not to hear something that they don't find offensive. "dude u cant say that it is not funny and it is offensive, (insert subject of joke) is serious business!" Get bent. If you don't like something that someone said then don't talk to them. If they said it on here, then put them on ignore. Problem solved.

People who get violent because someone made fun of them. Seriously, why do people give a shit what someone else thinks of them? If you're going to fight someone, it should damn well be for a reason better than "he called me a jobbyhead".

Uptight people who can't just chill out. Live and let live.

People who think that having a shitty life and upbringing gives someone carte blanche to be a total cunt.

People who think their own morals form some kind of absolute morality.

People who are clueless about music, who say things like "there is no such thing as music genres". Look fuckclock, just because you can't tell two genres apart, doesn't mean that genres don't exist.

what's your other 2 commandments then?

though (and jynx won't like this) people who quote several other people and answer them all individually in the same post, talk about one man army.

I SAY JYNX FOR LOCAL MSP!!

[Gemo]

I hate hate hate noisy eaters. Why do you need to suck your fingers so much and then swirl saliva around your mouth sucking out every little bit of foood. I really do not want to see what you are eating and what it looks like chewed up. Grrrr, have some fucking manners.

aaaaaand breathe

[PrettyPumpkin]

People who wear stupid shoes in the library that go 'c-clop, c-clop, c-clop' when they walk and you're like 'TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOES OFF! YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY WORK! AAAAH!'

Knobs who text in class

[humndislocation]