Your questions answered?

[captainclegg]

And why does his dog bark non stop??

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by Thebigyin04

anyone know how to define the rural ? without mentioning trees and sheep...and hills... and farmers........

It's from an old french word, rural, meaning 'the country'.
There, no mention of sheep and farms and cows and more sheep and some hills and trees and more sheep

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by captainclegg

And why does his dog bark non stop??

maybe because he is protesting about the crap music.
do you want to come round for a cup of tea to get away from the music until he hopefully falls into a coma-like sleep and the music goes off and the dog can sleep too?

[Fritz]

Why is it sometimes when you go to take a shit you hardly need to wipe at all and then other times your there for fucking ages and your arse begins to bleed?

[captainclegg]

Originally Posted by freakonaleash

maybe because he is protesting about the crap music.
do you want to come round for a cup of tea to get away from the music until he hopefully falls into a coma-like sleep and the music goes off and the dog can sleep too?

You makin it?????

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by captainclegg

You makin it?????

What do you think?!

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by Fritz

Why is it sometimes when you go to take a shit you hardly need to wipe at all and then other times your there for fucking ages and your arse begins to bleed?

At a guess it's something to do with sheep and farmers, and more sheep

[captainclegg]

Im thinking r u serious is she making it etc etc??

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by captainclegg

Im thinking r u serious is she making it etc etc??

he he wishful thinking steve!
I will put the kettle on though and maybe make you a rolly-up

[captainclegg]

dammit u said my name dude - better make it a fat doobie

see you in 5

[captainclegg]

Originally Posted by freakonaleash

maybe because he is protesting about the crap music.
do you want to come round for a cup of tea to get away from the music until he hopefully falls into a coma-like sleep and the music goes off and the dog can sleep too?

yes well protest away cause the cunts motherfucking bastardising cunting fucking shit bastard fucking gay rave shit is still going on and its 10 past 12

fuck it im gonna repeat the intro to reign in blood full blast on my guitar for the next hour or untill the prick comes down and complains whatever comes first and if nothing has changed in that time there will be a new thread asking whether or not its right to hang someone and there dog from the nearest fucking tree.

ps: his house has a cat flap anyone want to lend me a grenade???

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by captainclegg

yes well protest away cause the cunts motherfucking bastardising cunting fucking shit bastard fucking gay rave shit is still going on and its 10 past 12

fuck it im gonna repeat the intro to reign in blood full blast on my guitar for the next hour or untill the prick comes down and complains whatever comes first and if nothing has changed in that time there will be a new thread asking whether or not its right to hang someone and there dog from the nearest fucking tree.

ps: his house has a cat flap anyone want to lend me a grenade???

Do you have a mic? Rick says he will come round and scream raining blood with you, and also make some loud gabba beats and industrial noise with your pc.
If it all fails, we have rope in the shed for the hanging mwahahaha

[: : Scott : :]

Originally Posted by captainclegg

asking whether or not its right to hang someone and there dog from the nearest fucking tree.

In light of recent events, probably not.

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by : : Scott : :

In light of recent events, probably not.

I agree about the dog, he just needs a good home