Least appropriate short film descriptions (with spoilers) - Page 6

Johnny5 · 14th April 2008, 06:53 PM

Lord Of The Rings: Return of The King - When two young gay lovers mistake a volcano as a pawn shop, they run from the law when their whole world crashes down around them.

ubermensch · 14th April 2008, 06:55 PM

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Memento - Mentalist kills the wrong guy multiple times. In reverse.

Hahahahaha!

ubermensch · 14th April 2008, 07:03 PM

House of Flying Daggers - Pointless romantic movie where airborn cutlery features gratuitously.

Bubbahotep - Elvis and a black JFK battle sadistic coffin dodger in a nursing home.

The Village - M. Shyamalamalamalaman's movie about a retro village in a modern setting where some freaky shit goes down. It's Brechin with a multi-million dollar budget!

Terminator 2 - Arnold's the new boy in a different town; he's on the rollercoaster ride of his life and he ain't gonna get off for no one (except John Connor, who becomes his friend and teaches him naughty words).

Johnny5 · 14th April 2008, 07:03 PM

Se7en - A man finds his wife's head in a box when the lovable rogue he's been spending time with sends it to him in a prank gone wrong.

azzemojo · 14th April 2008, 07:06 PM

The house of Flying Daggers - She's not really blind
Flightplan - Her daughter died, oh rly?
Die Hard 1-4 - Old man shoots gun at terrorists

ubermensch · 14th April 2008, 07:08 PM

Snakes On A Plane - Er... Snakes on a plane.

ubermensch · 14th April 2008, 07:11 PM

Deliverance - Controversial gay drama set in Georgia.

My First Kev · 14th April 2008, 07:26 PM

Die Hard - When terrorists seige a skyscraper hard boiled cop John McLean (Bruce Willis) learns the perils of inadiquate foot protection the hard way.

The Warrior King - A young Tai boy travels to Austrialia when a tranny steals his elephants.

My First Kev · 14th April 2008, 07:27 PM

Police Story - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals.

Who Am I? - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals.

First Strike - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals.

Rumble In The Bronx - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals.

Mr Nice Guy - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals.

Armour of God - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals.

Twin Dragons - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals.

ProzaK · 14th April 2008, 07:32 PM

Red Eye - A man threatens to kill a woman's father on a plane, some guys fishing in the ocean have a rocket launcher, the making of a great film.

Cocktail - Tom Cruise is a bartender, a pretty good bartender, but something happens and he loses his faith in his skills and falls into a spiral of self doubt, then something comes along and gives him the courage to once again be the bartender he used to be.

Top Gun - Tom Cruise is a fighter pilot, a pretty good fighter pilot, but something happens and he loses his faith in his skills and falls into a spiral of self doubt, then something comes along and gives him the courage to once again be the fighter pilot he used to be.

The Colour of Money - Tom Cruise is a pool shark, a pretty good pool shark, but something happens and he loses his faith in his skills and falls into a spiral of self doubt, then something comes along and gives him the courage to once again be the pool shark he used to be.

Thee Alex · 14th April 2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by johnny?

Se7en - A man finds his wife's head in a box when the lovable rogue he's been spending time with sends it to him in a prank gone wrong.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Genius!! Misses the point AND gives away the ending!!

Thee Alex · 14th April 2008, 07:40 PM

24 season 6: A recently released Jack Bauer is surprised to learn that his father and brother are both involved in events that led to a nuclear bomb being detonated in LA.

Thee Alex · 14th April 2008, 08:01 PM

Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Wrath of God is unleashed when Nazis open the Ark of the Covenant, starring The Lord of the Rings' John Rhys-Davies

14th April 2008, 06:53 PM	#76 (permalink)
Johnny5 cock in hand Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,770	Lord Of The Rings: Return of The King - When two young gay lovers mistake a volcano as a pawn shop, they run from the law when their whole world crashes down around them.

14th April 2008, 07:03 PM	#78 (permalink)
ubermensch Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pat Sharp's basement. Posts: 642 Band: Juliet Kilo	House of Flying Daggers - Pointless romantic movie where airborn cutlery features gratuitously. Bubbahotep - Elvis and a black JFK battle sadistic coffin dodger in a nursing home. The Village - M. Shyamalamalamalaman's movie about a retro village in a modern setting where some freaky shit goes down. It's Brechin with a multi-million dollar budget! Terminator 2 - Arnold's the new boy in a different town; he's on the rollercoaster ride of his life and he ain't gonna get off for no one (except John Connor, who becomes his friend and teaches him naughty words).

14th April 2008, 07:03 PM	#79 (permalink)
Johnny5 cock in hand Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,770	Se7en - A man finds his wife's head in a box when the lovable rogue he's been spending time with sends it to him in a prank gone wrong.

14th April 2008, 07:06 PM	#80 (permalink)
azzemojo Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dundee Posts: 614 Band: Mason	The house of Flying Daggers - She's not really blind Flightplan - Her daughter died, oh rly? Die Hard 1-4 - Old man shoots gun at terrorists

14th April 2008, 07:08 PM	#81 (permalink)
ubermensch Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pat Sharp's basement. Posts: 642 Band: Juliet Kilo	Snakes On A Plane - Er... Snakes on a plane.

14th April 2008, 07:11 PM	#82 (permalink)
ubermensch Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pat Sharp's basement. Posts: 642 Band: Juliet Kilo	Deliverance - Controversial gay drama set in Georgia.

14th April 2008, 07:26 PM	#83 (permalink)
My First Kev Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,802	Die Hard - When terrorists seige a skyscraper hard boiled cop John McLean (Bruce Willis) learns the perils of inadiquate foot protection the hard way. The Warrior King - A young Tai boy travels to Austrialia when a tranny steals his elephants.

14th April 2008, 07:27 PM	#84 (permalink)
My First Kev Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,802	Police Story - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals. Who Am I? - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals. First Strike - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals. Rumble In The Bronx - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals. Mr Nice Guy - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals. Armour of God - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals. Twin Dragons - Jackie Chan plays a loveable but deadly kung-fu expert who, through a series of comical coincendences, is forced to fight against a gang of criminals.

14th April 2008, 07:32 PM	#85 (permalink)
ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,041 Band: welcome home, explorer	Red Eye - A man threatens to kill a woman's father on a plane, some guys fishing in the ocean have a rocket launcher, the making of a great film. Cocktail - Tom Cruise is a bartender, a pretty good bartender, but something happens and he loses his faith in his skills and falls into a spiral of self doubt, then something comes along and gives him the courage to once again be the bartender he used to be. Top Gun - Tom Cruise is a fighter pilot, a pretty good fighter pilot, but something happens and he loses his faith in his skills and falls into a spiral of self doubt, then something comes along and gives him the courage to once again be the fighter pilot he used to be. The Colour of Money - Tom Cruise is a pool shark, a pretty good pool shark, but something happens and he loses his faith in his skills and falls into a spiral of self doubt, then something comes along and gives him the courage to once again be the pool shark he used to be.

14th April 2008, 07:40 PM	#87 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,968 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	24 season 6: A recently released Jack Bauer is surprised to learn that his father and brother are both involved in events that led to a nuclear bomb being detonated in LA.

14th April 2008, 08:01 PM	#88 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,968 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Wrath of God is unleashed when Nazis open the Ark of the Covenant, starring The Lord of the Rings' John Rhys-Davies