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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Solihull, West Midlands
Posts: 3,643 Band: Thee Moths, Wülfstabber, Explosions and Screaming, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Señor Citizen, Thee Infinite Golden Universe, Sports, WRRRMS, former member of Lipsick!
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Least appropriate short film descriptions (with spoilers)
Here's a game.....
You must supply a synopsis for a movie that a) misses the point entirely and b) gives away a crucial plot twist. Examples - Empire Strikes Back: Space Ninja Luke Skywalker and his father, Darth, make difficult life choices The Crying Game: Effeminate drag singer seduces IRA man The Usual Suspects: Khyser Soze explains to the police how he got away with it, told via flashback. Citizen Cane: Childhood sled called Rosebud holds key to a millionaires mystery. Suggestions? |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Solihull, West Midlands
Posts: 3,643 Band: Thee Moths, Wülfstabber, Explosions and Screaming, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Señor Citizen, Thee Infinite Golden Universe, Sports, WRRRMS, former member of Lipsick!
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Lord of the Rings: Midget Frodo Bags recycles jewellery with help from Gollum, a friendly Seagull.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Dundonia!!!!!!!!!
Posts: 4,685 Band: A Parting Shot (erratic grind madness) + Vulsellum (old school death metal)
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I am Legend: Will Smith's character is sick of leading an action packed lifestyle so takes it upon himself to take a nice long break away from it all with his trusty pals, the zombies.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Solihull, West Midlands
Posts: 3,643 Band: Thee Moths, Wülfstabber, Explosions and Screaming, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Señor Citizen, Thee Infinite Golden Universe, Sports, WRRRMS, former member of Lipsick!
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Ratatouille: Rodent infestation closes high class restaurant.
The Village: In modern day Pennsylvania, a re-enactment of turn of the century living gets out of control. |
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Dark Lord of the Sith
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Scumdee and Stirling
Posts: 1,884 Band: Merkin...pioneers of Applecore Metal. Yeah. Thats right. Applecore. Hard as fruit.
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'Star Wars - The Phantom Menace' - Film budget increase allows for epic story about tax cuts, trade emargoes and strongly worded letters of protest throughout the Galaxy to see the rise of a new political party called The Palpatine/Darth Sidious Party.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Solihull, West Midlands
Posts: 3,643 Band: Thee Moths, Wülfstabber, Explosions and Screaming, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Señor Citizen, Thee Infinite Golden Universe, Sports, WRRRMS, former member of Lipsick!
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Return of the Jedi: Space Ninja Luke and his father, Darth, team up to defeat the Galactic King.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Solihull, West Midlands
Posts: 3,643 Band: Thee Moths, Wülfstabber, Explosions and Screaming, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Señor Citizen, Thee Infinite Golden Universe, Sports, WRRRMS, former member of Lipsick!
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Unbreakable: Superhero Bruce Willis takes on his nemesis, played by Samuel L Jackson
The Wrath of Khan: Dr Spock, childcare specialist, makes the ultimate sacrifice to save his friends from superman. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Solihull, West Midlands
Posts: 3,643 Band: Thee Moths, Wülfstabber, Explosions and Screaming, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Señor Citizen, Thee Infinite Golden Universe, Sports, WRRRMS, former member of Lipsick!
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Fight Club: Imaginary friend causes havoc in a young man's life.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Dundee
Posts: 2,634 Band: No, i've never been Banned.
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Harry Potter:
Unlikey hero Snape, Harry, and the future Mr and Mrs Ron and Hermione Weasley mourn the death of Headmaster Dumbledore and defeat the evil Lord Voldemort. |
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