God reveals truth...IN BURGER!!!

Thee Alex · 22nd July 2008, 08:21 PM

BBC NEWS | World | Africa | 'Allah meat' astounds Nigerians

Quote:

"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind,"

Too right!! Let's see some more non-Muslims killed in the name of this steak!

Up with Religion!!

AlanG · 22nd July 2008, 09:34 PM

A vet told the newspaper the words "defied scientific explanation".

vet's are who I go to verify this stuff all the time!

RiseAgainst · 22nd July 2008, 11:00 PM

rather than have some kind of world event, god decides to sneak himself into some meat.

classic.

Thee Alex · 22nd July 2008, 11:13 PM

There's NO WAY this is an insane load of backwards Middle Ages style thinking! I for one welcome our new steak wielding masters.

Religion is GREAT!

graham enzk · 23rd July 2008, 12:28 AM

well it's clear to me that god was a cow but they just boiled and fried him.
oops.

Keerin · 23rd July 2008, 10:23 AM

I seen a cloud shaped as a Space Marine the other day, maybe Games Workshop are trying to tell me to give up on my Goblins and Orcs and play 40k?

Dashingmajor · 23rd July 2008, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keerin

I seen a cloud shaped as a Space Marine the other day, maybe Games Workshop are trying to tell me to give up on my Goblins and Orcs and play 40k?

Maybe God is a space marine?

Curate · 23rd July 2008, 03:30 PM

Would he have a choir of Blood Angels?...

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry...

Thee Alex · 23rd July 2008, 03:39 PM

Geeks.

Dashingmajor · 23rd July 2008, 04:00 PM

How dare you sir!

If we choose to believe that the big chief dude godmeister is a Space marine, It's out right to believe this!

You're not allowed to chastise us for our beliefs because it's our belief!

Pfft.

Thee Alex · 23rd July 2008, 04:09 PM

Space Marines? Warhammer?

Geeks, and GEEKS again!!

Dashingmajor · 23rd July 2008, 04:21 PM

At least our God is plausible.

Thee Alex · 23rd July 2008, 04:24 PM

What has playing a game with figurines alongside spotty teens in Games Workshop got to do with 'God'?

AlanG · 23rd July 2008, 05:50 PM

well its close to the priesthood given the proportion of male virgins trying to control the world around them.

22nd July 2008, 09:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
AlanG ModSword +5 of Editing Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,369	A vet told the newspaper the words "defied scientific explanation". vet's are who I go to verify this stuff all the time! __________________ Ernie Ross - "I'm not a rent-a-quote MP" 10 Sep 04 Ernie Ross being a rent-a-quote MP 23 Jul 04

23rd July 2008, 10:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
Keerin UGS Site Writer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: probably work Posts: 6,526 Band: Welcome Home, Explorer; Vulsellum; Altruist	I seen a cloud shaped as a Space Marine the other day, maybe Games Workshop are trying to tell me to give up on my Goblins and Orcs and play 40k? __________________ Welcome Home, Explorer \|Vulsellum\|Scum Killer http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...6/scan0002.jpg

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Dashingmajor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 1,745 Band: Myvatn	How dare you sir! If we choose to believe that the big chief dude godmeister is a Space marine, It's out right to believe this! You're not allowed to chastise us for our beliefs because it's our belief! Pfft. __________________ -.-- --- ..- \| .- .-. . \| .- \| -.-. ..- -. -

23rd July 2008, 04:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
Dashingmajor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 1,745 Band: Myvatn	At least our God is plausible. __________________ -.-- --- ..- \| .- .-. . \| .- \| -.-. ..- -. -

23rd July 2008, 05:50 PM	#14 (permalink)
AlanG ModSword +5 of Editing Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,369	well its close to the priesthood given the proportion of male virgins trying to control the world around them. __________________ Ernie Ross - "I'm not a rent-a-quote MP" 10 Sep 04 Ernie Ross being a rent-a-quote MP 23 Jul 04

22nd July 2008, 11:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
RiseAgainst rambling boy of pleasure Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Work id presume Posts: 3,347 Band: bandless :(	rather than have some kind of world event, god decides to sneak himself into some meat. classic.

22nd July 2008, 11:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 4,201 Band: Wülfstabber, The Black Plums, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	There's NO WAY this is an insane load of backwards Middle Ages style thinking! I for one welcome our new steak wielding masters. Religion is GREAT!

23rd July 2008, 12:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
graham enzk Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: back in the day Posts: 2,772 Band: condition21, ultramegaholocausticwhi rlwindzombiedeathsquad , utter fucking hate, distorted noise, tin pot hippies, spiteful	well it's clear to me that god was a cow but they just boiled and fried him. oops.

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Curate Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Leith Posts: 283 Band: Curators	Would he have a choir of Blood Angels?... Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry...

23rd July 2008, 03:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 4,201 Band: Wülfstabber, The Black Plums, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	Geeks.

23rd July 2008, 04:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 4,201 Band: Wülfstabber, The Black Plums, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	Space Marines? Warhammer? Geeks, and GEEKS again!!

23rd July 2008, 04:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 4,201 Band: Wülfstabber, The Black Plums, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	What has playing a game with figurines alongside spotty teens in Games Workshop got to do with 'God'?