Here's a joke!

Friend of a Friend · 17th May 2003, 11:34 PM

What's white and can't climb trees?

I wont reveal the punchline untill someone has a guess.

Afro Joe · 17th May 2003, 11:35 PM

a fridge

dafty

Friend of a Friend · 17th May 2003, 11:36 PM

Damn u and all your kind!

Whats blue and white and can't climb trees?

Lets see how smart u r now.

Afro Joe · 17th May 2003, 11:37 PM

a fridge with a denim jacket on

fuck, ur even more of a dafty now!

did alan reid tell u these?
and the proper joke is "whats white and if it fell out a tree would kill ya?"

Friend of a Friend · 17th May 2003, 11:38 PM

Ok u r really pissing me off now Joe.

What's blue and white and can climb trees?

Eh, eh, eh egggggghhhhhhhhhhhh?

Afro Joe · 17th May 2003, 11:39 PM

i just told u

Afro Joe · 17th May 2003, 11:40 PM

whats big, green got six legs and if it fell out of a tree would kill ya?

Friend of a Friend · 17th May 2003, 11:41 PM

I said whats blue and white and CAN climb trees?

And no Alan Reid didn't tell me these, I told them to him, this is may favourite joke of all time, I'm surprised I've left it untill now to bless the users of this board with my english humour.

Friend of a Friend · 17th May 2003, 11:42 PM

Snooker table!

Afro Joe · 17th May 2003, 11:42 PM

oh right
um, a man with a denim jacket on

well done!
alan reid told me those jokes last august or something

Friend of a Friend · 17th May 2003, 11:43 PM

A rare African tree climbing fridge with a denim jacket on!

See not so smart now are u!

Ok whats the most dangerous animal in the jungle?

Afro Joe · 17th May 2003, 11:44 PM

yer maw

Friend of a Friend · 17th May 2003, 11:46 PM

A rare african tree climbing fridge losing its grip!

Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha I could go on all night

Whats Black and can't swim?

Afro Joe · 17th May 2003, 11:48 PM

fuck sake, u just dont stop do ya

um, i know this one but i cant remember

your shoes are bleeding

Friend of a Friend · 17th May 2003, 11:51 PM

A Tv!

I'm here every night this week folks!

Whats black aand red and can't swim?

17th May 2003, 11:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
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17th May 2003, 11:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,297	a fridge dafty

17th May 2003, 11:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Friend of a Friend Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Miles away Posts: 1,440	Damn u and all your kind! Whats blue and white and can't climb trees? Lets see how smart u r now.

17th May 2003, 11:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,297	a fridge with a denim jacket on fuck, ur even more of a dafty now! did alan reid tell u these? and the proper joke is "whats white and if it fell out a tree would kill ya?"

17th May 2003, 11:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
Friend of a Friend Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Miles away Posts: 1,440	Ok u r really pissing me off now Joe. What's blue and white and can climb trees? Eh, eh, eh egggggghhhhhhhhhhhh?

17th May 2003, 11:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,297	i just told u

17th May 2003, 11:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,297	whats big, green got six legs and if it fell out of a tree would kill ya?

17th May 2003, 11:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Friend of a Friend Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Miles away Posts: 1,440	I said whats blue and white and CAN climb trees? And no Alan Reid didn't tell me these, I told them to him, this is may favourite joke of all time, I'm surprised I've left it untill now to bless the users of this board with my english humour.

17th May 2003, 11:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
Friend of a Friend Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Miles away Posts: 1,440	Snooker table!

17th May 2003, 11:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,297	oh right um, a man with a denim jacket on well done! alan reid told me those jokes last august or something

17th May 2003, 11:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Friend of a Friend Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Miles away Posts: 1,440	A rare African tree climbing fridge with a denim jacket on! See not so smart now are u! Ok whats the most dangerous animal in the jungle?

17th May 2003, 11:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,297	yer maw

17th May 2003, 11:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
Friend of a Friend Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Miles away Posts: 1,440	A rare african tree climbing fridge losing its grip! Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha I could go on all night Whats Black and can't swim?

17th May 2003, 11:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,297	fuck sake, u just dont stop do ya um, i know this one but i cant remember your shoes are bleeding

17th May 2003, 11:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
Friend of a Friend Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Miles away Posts: 1,440	A Tv! I'm here every night this week folks! Whats black aand red and can't swim?