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kj · 18th May 2003, 02:42 AM

Bumper Stickers

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken -- Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A God -- Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
23. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
26. Illiterate? Write For Help.
27. Honk If Anything Falls Off.
28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes.
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To Do.
33. Where Are We Going, And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]
40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

krashd · 23rd May 2003, 12:49 PM

39 is class

Lindsay · 23rd May 2003, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kj
Bumper Stickers

3. If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]

haha

shavenkitten · 24th May 2003, 09:00 AM

haha class, KJ just how much time at work, do u actully work?

18th May 2003, 02:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 14,138 Band: A band of merry men	bumper stickers Bumper Stickers 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit. 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. 3. If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point. 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking. 10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. 11. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings." 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. 14. Horn Broken -- Watch For Finger. 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me. 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home. 19. I Have The Body Of A God -- Buddha. 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me. 21. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time. 22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. 23. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? 24. The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name. 25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. 26. Illiterate? Write For Help. 27. Honk If Anything Falls Off. 28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes. 29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit. 30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. 31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! 32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To Do. 33. Where Are We Going, And Why Am I In This Handbasket? 37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong. 38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! 39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep] 40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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23rd May 2003, 12:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	39 is class

24th May 2003, 09:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
shavenkitten Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Keighley, West Yorks , England Posts: 1,606	haha class, KJ just how much time at work, do u actully work?