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3rd July 2009, 01:09 AM
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Location: Foodieash
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Stranger: name/ Stranger: ? You: catherine You: you? Stranger: dusty Stranger: i'm 18 Stranger: u? You: no, i'm not called dusty You: tell me dusty, how's it going? Stranger: ummm Stranger: okay You: but could be better? Stranger: ya Stranger: wanna help? You: You have to help yourself Dusty You: but let me help you help yourself You: tell me dusty, what makes you happy? Stranger: kirstin You: is Kirstin someone very special to you? Stranger: o yes You: well, you have reached the first step, you have discovered what it is that makes you happy You: it seems to me you should spend more time with this Kirstin Stranger: i can't Stranger: her parents don't allow You: Are her parents deeply religious? Stranger: ya Stranger: so are we You: Ah it's like the montagues and the capulets, yes? You: unless you all subscribe to the same religion You: ? Stranger: we do Stranger: we're all in a community You: Mormon? Stranger: no Stranger: christian You: Ah You: well, why do you think they don't want you seeing their daughter? Are you too young, too old, something else maybe? Stranger: they don't trust us Stranger: i'm 18 Stranger: she's 16 Stranger: and cute as hell You: hmm, 2 years isn't all that much really is it, and we all know girls mature quicker Stranger: ya Stranger: lol You: have you asked god what he thinks? Stranger: wow Stranger: what are you doing Stranger: i don't have problems You: I am helping you Stranger: why, i don't need help You: I'm not saying you have problems You: but we could all be a little happier yes? Stranger: sure Stranger: i find ways to be happy Stranger: like just think of here You: and sometimes we think about what we could have done Stranger: so Stranger: it's in the past Stranger: done deal Stranger: how old r u You: i'm 22, but i'm a wise old owl Stranger: r u in a relationship You: at the moment, only my relationship with god Stranger: u have no clue then Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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3rd July 2009, 02:29 PM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi asl? Stranger: 18/f/australia You: I need some advice Stranger: ok You: can you help me? Stranger: sure You: my bf hit me during sex last night, and I dont know what to do Stranger: umm Stranger: call the cops? You: he's never done it before, he said he just got carried away, but im not so sure Stranger: how old are you? You: 16 Stranger: well dump him You: he said I brought it on myself  You: do you think it was because I asked him "is it in yet?" Stranger: ummm i think you should talk to your parenta about his Stranger: this* You: I cant tell my parents You: theyd go mental, my bf is my mums sisters son Stranger: your cousin? You: kinda Stranger: omg You: we met at a hoedown Stranger: sorry but thats abit .......ewww You: its not, the way he touches me with his webbed fingers its like heavenly Stranger: ummmm....... do you feel okay with me knowing all this? You: yeah You: love isnt something to be ashamed of Stranger: ok..... Stranger: well... i guess tell him to never do it again You: ok. he has a sister who was there, she said that shes never seen him do it before Stranger: ok....... Stranger: well bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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3rd July 2009, 03:16 PM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: cyber if ur female? You: fuck yeah babe Stranger: age and appearance? You: skinny brunette brown eyes, 17 You: u Stranger: blonde hair blue eyes, muscular, 18 You: I put my fat cock in your ear Stranger: ??? u got a cock ??? You: strap on Stranger: rather not if u dont mind... You: nah, im fucking you in the ear Stranger: then this aint for me You: stay still bitch Stranger: i wanna fuk u, not the other way !!!! You: fuck off, im in charge, dae as your telt Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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3rd July 2009, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Loch Ness
Posts: 23 Band: A Burning Desire
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: dirt Stranger: hey Stranger: dirt? You: aye, dirt Stranger: ah Stranger: meaning? You: i like dirt Stranger: as in? You: dirt...soil...mud Stranger: oh Stranger: i see You: cool eh? You: what do you like? Stranger: i like to dissect girls Stranger: did you know i'm utterly insane? You: do i'd say your normal Your conversational partner has disconnected. 2) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hola You: ahoy Stranger: how is going You: not bad Stranger: cool You: asl Stranger: where r u from? You: Loch Ness Your conversational partner has disconnected. something I said 3) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ahoy You: is anyone alive out there???????????????? You: can anybody here me????????????/ Stranger: hi Stranger: where are you from You: loch ness Stranger: sorry I ' don't know that You: Loch Ness, its in scotland You: ken Nessie? Stranger: 喔喔 Stranger: oh You: ever heard o the Loch Ness MONSTER?? Stranger: no sorry Stranger: oh I know Stranger: is that true You: of course it is Stranger: you have seen it? You: yes, many a time Stranger: oh I really surprise You: why is this? Stranger: I always think it just a lengend You: aye he is a legend but he's also real ken? Stranger: oh You: aye oh, bye the noo! You have disconnected. |
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3rd July 2009, 05:57 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Pat Sharp's basement.
Posts: 875 Band: Pensioner, Little Anchors, What The Thunder Said
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi yourself Stranger: ? Stranger: haha Stranger: call me Stranger: first Stranger: asl?? You: I...I don't have your number? Stranger: ill give it to you if you tell me asl?? You: Sorry, can you excuse me for a second? My kid's climbed in the acid bath again. You: Oh my. You: He's not looking so good. You: If I just chuck some sawdust on him, do you think he'll be alright? Stranger: what You: You know, sawdust? Stranger: yeah, hell be fine You: Janitors use it all the time. Stranger: well, you gonna call me or not You: I learnt everything I know from janitors. You: Well, I don't have your number? Stranger: 281 288 300 Stranger: 3000 Stranger: not 300 You: right, sure. You: I'll call you. Stranger: cool!!!! You: Sorry, actually. You: I just remembered I don't have a phone. Stranger: nice You: I can send you a carrier pigeon though? Stranger: dumbass Stranger: cool You: That's awfully rude! You: Oh sorry, Fletcher's climbing in the oven that I've accidentally left running in case I need to cook something really quickly. Stranger: fuck your nigger ass bitch!!!!!, thats rude mi nigga Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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3rd July 2009, 06:01 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Pat Sharp's basement.
Posts: 875 Band: Pensioner, Little Anchors, What The Thunder Said
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hello. You: I am your partner! Stranger: great You: You betcha. You: I think we should go to the museum today. You: Or there's this bra that I want to get at Macy's. You: I'll be real quick though! You: Then there's that place up on 5th that I want to go to. You: You know, the one with the cute window display? The one with all the cats? You: I might die if I don't get there. Stranger: pay for my ticket and ill sure help you out :3 You: Yeah sure. You: What do you want to do today hun? Stranger: what are my options? You: Thanks for using the Crapomatic Shopping Simulator Version 3.0. You: Goodbye. You have disconnected. |
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3rd July 2009, 06:08 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Pat Sharp's basement.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: How many David Lynches does it take to change a light bulb? Stranger: dont know You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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4th July 2009, 06:12 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 467
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: hi You: are you a guy? Stranger: es Stranger: Yes You: looking for sex? Stranger: Yeeees You: WELL THEN LEAVE YOUR BEDROOM AND SPEAK TO A GIRL YOU FUCKING LOSER Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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