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2nd July 2009, 07:30 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Loch Ness
Posts: 23 Band: A Burning Desire
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Omegle
anybody used this new chat site? called omegle. A went on yesterday some crazy shit, i think there all yank but its kool anyway lol
 Omegle Heres a convo a got Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: asl? You: 25 M Loch Ness Stranger: Where? You: Loch Ness, Scotland Stranger: I know Scotland but where is Loch Ness? You: Loch Ness, ken Nessie? Stranger: ? You: You never heard o nessie? Stranger: What is Nessie? Are they a person? You: No, a monster. Famous scottish monster - Nessie aka The Loch Ness Monster! Stranger: Never heard of it You: Rarr! Stranger: haha very funny lol You: google or wike Loch Ness Monster, they you'll see whit am on aboot Stranger: lol och aye the noo, haha You: aye whatever, asl Stranger: F 19 Morroco You: Nice Stranger: What is? You: Morroco, been there a few year ago with my g/friend. Nice place Stranger: Your crazy! Your conversational partner has disconnected oh an this one two Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Wazzup! Stranger: hiiii Stranger: asl You: 25, M, Loch Ness Stranger: Where You: Loch Ness Stranger: oh your the motherfucker pimp You: ... Stranger: yes a motherfucking big fat pure mental haggis bashing PIMP!! Your conversational partner has disconnected bunch o crazy mofo's 
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2nd July 2009, 10:39 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Pat Sharp's basement.
Posts: 875 Band: Pensioner, Little Anchors, What The Thunder Said
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i want a girl whom i can talk abt doing dirtiest things with my pee and shit? r u saying to talk to me? You: why...hello there darling. Stranger: asl? You: 19/f/alaska Stranger: and u r staying? You: yea why not lolz You: so have u got a cock then? Stranger: 9inches n its THICK Stranger: so r u going to enjoy playing with my pee n shit? You: yes, i'm going to fingerpaint on your chest with our own pee and shit. Stranger: n then lick it? You: only if it has the consistency of marmite. Stranger: You: so... You: that michael jackson eh? Stranger: Stranger: let's get on with the play Stranger: its morning You: and michael jackson is playing with bubbles Stranger: i walk to bathroom ... u follow me there.... Stranger: what happens next? You: michael jackson starts crying uncontrollably in the corner You: i cast the 'tears be gone' spell You: you miss your attack and fail to go up a level You: michael jackson comes toward you Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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2nd July 2009, 10:41 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Pat Sharp's basement.
Posts: 875 Band: Pensioner, Little Anchors, What The Thunder Said
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: man, did you hear that Kevin Costner has died? Stranger: are you from fucking 4chan? Stranger: go to hell. Stranger: NIGGAR You: oh, okay. You:  Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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2nd July 2009, 10:46 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Pat Sharp's basement.
Posts: 875 Band: Pensioner, Little Anchors, What The Thunder Said
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Last one from me, otherwise I'll be up all night on this ruddy thing:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey there Stranger: hows things You: i just heard that Kevin Costner has died. You: it's made me all teary. You: i could do with a hug. You: Field of Dreams was my favourite film. You: How are you? Stranger: im good, give you a hug You: aww thanks. You: What's your favourite Kevin Costner film? Stranger: prince of thieves You: yeah, that's okay. You: I guess. You: IF YOU'RE SHITE. You: i mean come on! PRINCE OF THIEVES? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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2nd July 2009, 11:17 PM
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UGS Assassin
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brierley Hill, West Midlands
Posts: 4,605 Band: Wülfstabber, Thee Moths, The Black Plums, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, are you a guy or girl? You: Hello? Stranger: guy You: Cool, I'm a girl with a wet pussy who's looking for sex You: where are you? Stranger: oh Stranger: im a guy with a hot cock looking for sex Stranger: in germany Stranger: u? You: Wow! Same here! Which town? Stranger: Köln You: No fucking way! Same here!! Where do you live? I can come over if you like Stranger: okay Stranger: Bismarckstraße 32 You: I'm a couple of blocks over, I'll be there in 10. My name is Nadia, I'll knock three times so you know it's me. I hope you've got condoms.....and maybe some friends....I want to be dp'd tonight Stranger: okay Stranger: i want to see a pic of you Stranger: if you are ugly i wont let you in You: hang on You: I'll upload one Stranger: ok You: http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/t...ttyXO/girl.jpg You: Ok, I'm out the door, see you in 10 |
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2nd July 2009, 11:19 PM
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UGS Assassin
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Brierley Hill, West Midlands
Posts: 4,605 Band: Wülfstabber, Thee Moths, The Black Plums, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: Hi! I love Bryan Adams, do U> Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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2nd July 2009, 11:33 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 467
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ISMO ZUMBAAA!!!!! You: indeed, I do say you have a way with words Stranger:  Stranger: yeah You: did you learn that when you were at a state school? You: I went to a public school, yah. Stranger: well i dunno what are those "state" and "public" You: state is for people who cannot afford a private eduction. You: the riff raff Stranger: ahhaha in finland we all have to go to school You: I lost an arm in the war, those damn midgets are feisty Stranger: oh You: I tried kicking them in the head, but there were just too many of the little blighters Stranger: omg You: they chewed right through the elbow Stranger: omg You: but I got my own back on them, I chased four of them with my severed arm, managed to beat a couple of them to death Stranger: oh shit You: rather difficult to kill a midget with a floppy severed arm Stranger: yeah Stranger: where are u from? You: One would think it easy, with their out of proportion bodies. You: One is from Auchenshoogle Stranger: where's that Stranger: in german? You: It's a small area of Madieupistan Stranger: okeyy never heard of it You: It shares a border with Petoria Stranger: well nice You: Not many people have heard of it, infested with the leprosy sadly Stranger: You: I lost my leg to Leprosy. What a stain on the day that was. Stranger: uff Stranger: thats not cool You: One should not complain however Stranger: how old r u? You: four score and twelve Stranger: nice thinking what that means Stranger: i gotta go You: Well please let others know of my Country, maybe we can make it great once more Stranger: yeah Stranger: sure why not Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected |
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2nd July 2009, 11:42 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 467
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yuw Stranger: hi You: pinch me Stranger: why ? pinch You: I wanted to see if my jedi mind trick worked on you Your conversational partner has disconnected |
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2nd July 2009, 11:52 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 467
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Right, last one before I get addicted:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi there, I'm calling on behalf of Premium India telecoms and Id like to tell you about some of our great deals, do you have a spare five minutes? Your conversational partner has disconnected |
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3rd July 2009, 12:02 AM
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no pasaran
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Dundee
Posts: 2,361
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Bonjour Stranger: Qui parle francais? You: Naw ahm ah scot ken? Stranger: Non You: ye ken scots? Stranger: Je n'aime pas Ken scots You: aye min, its pure quality know what ahm sayin? Stranger: Les Sex c'est bon You: ken min, pure love gettin ma hole likes Stranger: Esst-ce tu un fille? You: ah dinnae ken whit yer on aboot ti be honest with ya, fancy a ride? Stranger: are you a girl? You: aye man, mah cookie's pure hoachin for a cock Stranger: good Stranger: i want it Stranger: hairy or shaved? You: it's a fucking hairy gash man, it's pretty bowfin the now like Stranger: good You: aye ya think so likes? cannae stand the smell masel but whatever floats yer boat Stranger: lol Stranger: msn? You: dinnae fuckin laugh at me pal, ah'll get mah man oan you Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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3rd July 2009, 12:05 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Foodieash
Posts: 2,346
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Stranger: wanna play an erotic interactive sex story?
You: I can't think of anything i'd like to do more right now! You: you're very forward! Stranger: haha. f or m? You: i'm female, definitely Stranger: okay. sexuality? You: I enjoy both, infact i'm not really that much into being a lesbo, but all my old boyfriends really enjoyed me doing that stuff, so I obliged Stranger: okaay. enjoy. Stranger: YOU ARE WALKING ALONG A DARK PATH. IT'S MIDNIGHT AND YOU'RE FOUR BLOCKS FROM HOME WHEN IT STARTS RAINING. THERE IS AN EMPTY HOUSE TO YOUR LEFT, YOU CAN HIDE THERE UNTIL THE RAIN STOPS. OR YOU CAN SPRINT THE REST OF THE WAY HOME. (do you want to go into the house or spring home?) You: um, I think I would sprint home, but I have varicose veins, is that a problem? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Last edited by daniel_goldbloom; 3rd July 2009 at 12:11 AM. |
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3rd July 2009, 12:19 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Foodieash
Posts: 2,346
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This is stupidly addictive. |
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