syoup

flyingHead · 22nd May 2003, 11:47 AM

I'm eating hot hot syoup and talking bollocks so it's gone all over my chin and clothes and 'cos it's hot hot it burns....ow......but I've not stopped talking and eating so now I'm getting a big big blister on my chin chin and it might burst all over my face all because I was eating hot hot syoup and talking bollocks.....damn my inferior brain...if only I was a dead person and it wouldn't matter.....

Ding Chow chow me coo coo

aunt gary · 22nd May 2003, 12:06 PM

Hey there sports fans

certainly is a bugger when carrying a cup of tea
or something & trip up, coz you scald yer hand,
owch.

(how'z that for talking bollox?)

Chow ding

*Sarahanne* · 22nd May 2003, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aunt gary
Hey there sports fans

certainly is a bugger when carrying a cup of tea
or something & trip up, coz you scald yer hand,
owch.

(how'z that for talking bollox?)

Chow ding

you know you've always came in first place for talking bollocks!

McSlim · 22nd May 2003, 10:06 PM

the worst thing is when your cookin something in the microwave and decide to put the plate at the other side of the kitchen. so when you go to get it out and carry it to the far away plate you drop it all over the kitchen floor causing a big mess. oh yeah and you have no tea. cunt.

aunt gary · 23rd May 2003, 12:08 PM

Hey there sports fans

or ever had a time when you listen to music to loud
& you miss the man who comes to your door to replace
the fridge, so you have to run away out of the house
before your mum gets home & kills you?

no? just me then? ok.

Chow ding

krashd · 23rd May 2003, 12:29 PM

I just love how ovens were designed with doors that swing shut themselves, too slow for the human eye to catch, but just fast enough to catch a person unawares. I also love how oven gloves go just up until before the elbow.. but no further. Combine the two with retrieving some Garlic Bread from said oven wearing just a T-Shirt and you'll realise why my left elbow looks like it's spent 7 years fighting the VietCong and why my kitchen roof is spattered with bits of garlic bread.

I'm going to be evicted if my neighbours hear the cry of "OOOYAAAHFUCKINGCUNTOVENBASTARD" one more time :/

Lindsay · 23rd May 2003, 04:15 PM

i never hurt myself when i cook. apart from second year home economics when i poured a pan of boiling water on my foot. and a few weeks ago i burned my stomach with the iron (nice big scar there now). although that has nothing to do with food.

krashd · 23rd May 2003, 04:55 PM

Nowt to do with food eh? That's like saying Bernard Mathews isnae affiliated with golden fillets of codpieces in breadcrumbs.

And I'm allowed to say that? This is the bollox board I believe :P

njw · 23rd May 2003, 05:05 PM

but but...... turkley? AHHHHHHHHHHH

Lindsay · 23rd May 2003, 05:22 PM

did you have a nice big juicy iron for dinner then?

flyingHead · 24th May 2003, 01:10 PM

...AND SO i said it's worst when you forget that they even invented utensils... and you end up stirring your hot hot porridge with your handy pops and it literally melts to the pan and you have to type with your nose...or your gross little withered hand...

njw · 24th May 2003, 01:13 PM

JEREMY BEADLE!¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsay · 24th May 2003, 05:57 PM

krashd · 24th May 2003, 09:40 PM

Is this the bollocks forum?

*checks*

Good, I ate Beadle's hand.

22nd May 2003, 11:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
flyingHead Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: currently in a human vessel Posts: 357	syoup I'm eating hot hot syoup and talking bollocks so it's gone all over my chin and clothes and 'cos it's hot hot it burns....ow......but I've not stopped talking and eating so now I'm getting a big big blister on my chin chin and it might burst all over my face all because I was eating hot hot syoup and talking bollocks.....damn my inferior brain...if only I was a dead person and it wouldn't matter..... Ding Chow chow me coo coo

23rd May 2003, 05:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,227	but but...... turkley? AHHHHHHHHHHH __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

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flyingHead Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: currently in a human vessel Posts: 357	OOCHAA ...AND SO i said it's worst when you forget that they even invented utensils... and you end up stirring your hot hot porridge with your handy pops and it literally melts to the pan and you have to type with your nose...or your gross little withered hand...

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njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,227	JEREMY BEADLE!¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

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22nd May 2003, 12:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans certainly is a bugger when carrying a cup of tea or something & trip up, coz you scald yer hand, owch. (how'z that for talking bollox?) Chow ding

22nd May 2003, 10:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
McSlim Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,378	the worst thing is when your cookin something in the microwave and decide to put the plate at the other side of the kitchen. so when you go to get it out and carry it to the far away plate you drop it all over the kitchen floor causing a big mess. oh yeah and you have no tea. cunt.

23rd May 2003, 12:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans or ever had a time when you listen to music to loud & you miss the man who comes to your door to replace the fridge, so you have to run away out of the house before your mum gets home & kills you? no? just me then? ok. Chow ding

23rd May 2003, 12:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	I just love how ovens were designed with doors that swing shut themselves, too slow for the human eye to catch, but just fast enough to catch a person unawares. I also love how oven gloves go just up until before the elbow.. but no further. Combine the two with retrieving some Garlic Bread from said oven wearing just a T-Shirt and you'll realise why my left elbow looks like it's spent 7 years fighting the VietCong and why my kitchen roof is spattered with bits of garlic bread. I'm going to be evicted if my neighbours hear the cry of "OOOYAAAHFUCKINGCUNTOVENBASTARD" one more time :/

23rd May 2003, 04:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,594	i never hurt myself when i cook. apart from second year home economics when i poured a pan of boiling water on my foot. and a few weeks ago i burned my stomach with the iron (nice big scar there now). although that has nothing to do with food.

23rd May 2003, 04:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	Nowt to do with food eh? That's like saying Bernard Mathews isnae affiliated with golden fillets of codpieces in breadcrumbs. And I'm allowed to say that? This is the bollox board I believe :P

23rd May 2003, 05:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,594	did you have a nice big juicy iron for dinner then?

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Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,594

24th May 2003, 09:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	Is this the bollocks forum? checks Good, I ate Beadle's hand.