Flight attendant

[kj]

A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Idaho. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The
cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would also like a
drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely attacked by a
brazen whore, then let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

[Jo Jo]

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