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23rd August 2003, 10:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
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23rd August 2003, 11:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans I bet they only invented them to look at willies Chow ding

23rd August 2003, 12:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
SavageWalker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,607 Band: www.sicktrick.co.uk	I'll Take 5!!

24th August 2003, 02:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
honey bunny Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: none of your goddam business Posts: 1,232	hehe, funny as fuck!

26th August 2003, 11:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
Chunderbunny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 887	I'm getting about 5-7 of these a day... /me thinks someone's been signing me up to dick extension websites

26th August 2003, 12:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
monk23785 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,537	i think some1's been signing me up to them to, i get abt 10 a day

26th August 2003, 02:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	I was getting so many ads for cock enlargement, porn and loans that I closed my hotmail account and now use my blueyonder address for hotmail. FFS, after wearing my cock out on the porn sites I had to pay for an enlargement with a loan from Ocean Finance. Sod's law eh?