guitar combat

[Ally G]

what guitar would you use to beat someone to death?

My ersonal coihce would be the gibson explorer, solid, heavy and spikly as fuck. Also you'd look cool. And you could take the edge's for U2's of him and beat him with it, thereby earning scene points also.

[sweepthelegsjohnny]

my jackson rhandy rhodes is very sharp (hehe)
i would skull fuck the opponants eyeballs with it!

also the bc rich beast would have its advantage in a guitar fight!

[Shite-puss]

Id use a Fender just so i could break one.


God i hate fenders.

[Slaughtercult]

I'd use one of those custom made, shaped like a battle axe guitars, with a sharpened edge of steel!!

VIKING POWER!

[Rosco the Bosco]

i would use steve albini's home made metal guitar.

[Martin-scud]

id use one of the bc rich acrylics so you could properly see the look on the persons face on impact.

[Wally]

I'd take a Kramer Voyager:



Now there's a guitar that'll put someone's eye out!

-Wally.

[davi]

one of them "daisy love" efforts

just so i can go

HAHA YOU GOT BEAT TO DEATH BY A GUITAR THATS NOT ONLY PINK BUT IS ALSO SHAPPED LIKE A FLOWER......YOU BITCH

[Friend of a Friend]

I'd use a flying V, I hate them as guitars but you could trap someones neck with the V bit and spit on their face and chant things like, 'u smell' and 'neh neh neh neh neeeh'

[njw]

and spank yer little feller until white stuff comes out, and poo on his puss...

[Friend of a Friend]

Originally Posted by Knee-Cow

and spank yer little feller until white stuff comes out, and poo on his puss...

Aye that too

[mrlizard]

Originally Posted by Rosco the Bosco

i would use steve albini's home made metal guitar.

Its not home made, its a travis bean. Aluminum is too light to do any real damage anyway.

If any of you fuckers ever attack me with a guitar i'll just shoot you.

[macsabbath]

I reckon your could use a Gibson EBO Short Scale Bass to great effect to murder songs, and fellow band members in a few easy moves. You don't need to be able to play it well, even at all really and you wouldn't have to do anything really violent with it either. You could use it very effectively to just bore someone to death by discussing the finer points of your bass playing on this truly appalling instrument. You could discuss your 16th's and 32nd's and how many bars you played in this song or that song and how in only 1978 you missed 3 bars from a tune your were playing at that time.

This is a truly deadly effective weapon of mass destruction which would leave your victims in a near death stupor almost instantly or certainly within less than a couple of minutes. You'd have to be very careful that it's deadly effect didn't catch you as well, but then if you're an EBO player it's probably got you already anyway, but there you go !

I know this and can speak with some authority on this subject because I once played with an EBO playing 'bassist' who used the EBO this way, it was just deadly, bit like the individual, so pretty quickly everyone was bored to death by it!! If you want to lauch the EBO effect remotely from a safe distance try phoning eveyone in your band every night to talk 16th's/32nd's and bars and you'll find you can kill them all in just a couple of calls. It's quite amazing, it's legalised genecide and it really does work !

So the Gibon EBO ShortScale Bass is the weapon of mass destruction in the right hands. Apologies to any good EBO players out there, this is of course all just "guitarists" humour and any reference to any person real or imagined is, of course, purely concidental !