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hey there sports fans
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Yeah like the one about Jesus at the wedding, everyone finishes all the wine and Jesus supposedly turns water into wine.
My guess is that they were too pissed to notice that they were just drinking water ![]() |
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my personal favourite biblical lunacy is Kings 1 7:23
in case you cant find online bible it states that Pi = 3 ![]() of course the men of the time would find that a good estimate but if you saw context and remember its the "divine inspired word of God" you realise how silly it is. |
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Ok so which parts exactly are to be taken literally and which parts aren't ? Do you get to choose yourself or is there a set of rules? Take the genesis flood for isntance, do people believe this happened? It is interesting to note that in practically every religion there is, at some point there has been a catastrophic flood where only a select few survived. Many books have been written about geological evidence for a world wide flood, then of course there are the impressions in mout Ararat. So if something this fantastical were to be true does this mean you must take all things biblical literally or could you still choose?
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there is no geological evidence for a worldwide flood, due to geology being a science.
Go read Flood dismissed more The best part is the calculations given for animals. Depending on which creationist you discuss this with, the dinosaurs were on the ark then died after getting off or some baby dinosaurs were on and then changed(but not by using evolution!!!!) into different "kinds" which no creationist can define. There were either 2 of the unclean animals or 7 of each clean one. But they need to be all babies due to size. Ive seen massive calculations not only for how much water is needed to flood the earth but also for the biomass of the animals and plants on board. the most fun though is the amount of shit produced by the animals and it works out that it would need each of the people on board to shift a ton of shit per second each or something hehe. Not to mention the ONE window in the boat meaning massive methane quantities due to clean air not circulating. They also say that all the waters became one and mixed, meaning less difference between sea/fresh water, plus the massive quantities of rain for flood would push the salt quantity of the water right up, this quiote obviously poses a problem for the fresh water fish ![]() roofles owned god |
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Wrong, there is evidence for a world wide flood. Try reading a differing opinion, eg http://www.genesisfiles.com/ or http://www.icr.org/pubs/imp/imp-168.htm
I do find some of the entries in encyclopedia britannica amusing, look under fossils and it will state you can ascertain their date from the rocks they were found in. Look under rocks and it will say you can ascertain their date from the fossils found in them. Many scientific theories(like evolution for example, yes thats theory not fact) change completely depending on what scientist you speak to, the hubble constant is another good example. I do doubt some of your calculations there, 1 tonne per second, hmmm sounds a bit much really, perhaps the or something part you mentioned is more accurate. Religion is why, science is how. So often they are confused. Science basically states that hyrdogen gas, given long enough will turn into human beings, thats a pretty big leap of faith if you ask me. Roofles owned god did he ? Well where is his influence? Whatever your view point no person has influenced history as much as Jesus. |
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Jesus hasnt influenced Christianity nearly as much as the actual physical human beings in charge of the churches have. A la the crusades, witch hunts and inquisition |
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