De Stefano the "lawyer" will allegedly stand at a Dundee seat for General election

[AlanG]

from the Scotsman, with my emphasis

Saddam's lawyer eyes Dundee poll

HAMISH MACDONELL
SCOTTISH POLITICAL EDITOR

GIOVANNI Di Stefano, a controversial lawyer who is representing Saddam Hussein, has formed a new political party and may fight one of the Dundee seats in the General Election.

Mr Di Stefano, a London-based Italian lawyer, came to prominence in Scotland when he was linked to the board of Dundee Football Club a couple of years ago.

Since then, he has represented a variety of controversial clients and is now a member of the defence team for the deposed Iraqi leader.

Mr Di Stefano announced he was setting up a new political party - the Radical Party - and it is understood he has appointed himself its leader.

The Radical Party definitely falls on the Right of the political spectrum, with policies ranging from a tough line on immigration to an education policy based on the fascist Italian regime of Benito Mussolini.

Mr Di Stefano promised to have a Scottish element to his plans.

He said: "I’ve got a lot of following in Scotland and have a lot of very good friends up there. Some people don’t like me, but a hell of a lot of people do. There’s interest there in the Radical Party and there will definitely be a presence there. It’s not even excluded that I myself won’t be running up there, in Dundee or elsewhere."

On education, he said: "I believe that all education should be free from the age of three up to a PhD, however you must give back to the community what they give to you", he said. "That was a policy of Mussolini and it worked damn well. Everything was free but you had to bloody well live in Italy when you finished your education for at least ten years. If you want to leave the country then you pay for your education".

On immigration, he said: "People who come into this county unlawfully must be jailed because it is a criminal act."

this media whore will certainly cause hilarity to ensue if he stands.

[AlanG]

He has actually registered it

Date registered: 24/03/2004
Registered in: GB
Fielding candidates in: England, Scotland, Wales
Is a Gibraltar Party: No
Has made a statement that the party intends to contest a combined European Parliamentary region: Yes
Has accounting units: No
Is Minor Party: No
Has emblems: No
Party address: 3-5 Wardrobe Place, Carter Lane, EC4V 5AH.
Party officers:
Leader: Mr Giovanni Di Stefano
Nominating Officer: Mr Fredrik Meloni
Treasurer: Mr Michele Santino Di Stefano
Campaigns Officer: The Reverend Richard Keith Page

[humndislocation]

Radical!

I'm going to start a party called the awesome party!

We will also get rid of the immigants, because it seems to be the in thing these days.

Oh, and this will be our first party political broadcast.
http://users3.ev1.net/~rootstudio/fyadhaus/016.htm

[Wondah Vocal]

Originally Posted by humndislocation

Oh, and this will be our first party political broadcast.
http://users3.ev1.net/~rootstudio/fyadhaus/016.htm

fyadhaus (y)



I'm registering the cumtoast party. Our manifesto is delivered in the form of a battle rap.

[thomasjmaccoll]

Originally Posted by Alan G

Is a Gibraltar Party: No

what's a gibraltar party?

[humndislocation]

Originally Posted by Wondah Vocal

fyadhaus (y)

I'm registering the cumtoast party. Our manifesto is delivered in the form of a battle rap.

Fuck, I'll vote for that!

[humndislocation]

Originally Posted by thomasjmaccoll

what's a gibraltar party?

It's a party that relys on the fate of monkeys on some hill for its existence.

[thomasjmaccoll]

care to elaborate?

[AlanG]

for the european election gibralter is included in the south east england (i think) constituency. Falklands could be in the same as Cornwall using that logic.
The fact spain and the english channel run through the middle of the are doesnt seem to confuse these people.

[Rebelius]

Originally Posted by Alan G

The fact spain and the english channel run through the middle of the are doesnt seem to confuse these people.

dont forget France

[All_in_black]

And Andorra