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[Mingrasta]

World war 4 Starts in middle east
Irael declares war on the world

Natwest 3 exstradited to Hell

No one guilty of shoot to kill


Israel today declared war on the entire world , president olmert Didnt say the following in an official televised announcement
No country is safe , you are all harbouring terrorists or antisemites or supporters of terrorrists.or sinners the lord told me so.. fink slobber..
We will not stand by idle while there are people in the world who dont like us. Take note all you other countries and religions we are The Jewish state of Israel nobody fucks with us.we spent the last fifty years building up the largest arsnel of nuclear weapons in the middle east ,now were armed and dangerous and nobody can stop us and wreer goinfg to take over the world , the world I tell you hahahahahahah.
At the g8 summit in St peters burgh President Bush didnt have this to say about the Israely declaration of war on the entire world . well we owe the jewish bankers of the world so much money it would be foolish of us to interfere , Im sure the american people will happilly work for the next 30 years to pay of the deficet of $763 billion, while ignoring the brutality and disproportionate use of force by this agressive fanatical riligious regime.
Russian president mr Putin didnt say”we dont owe the jewish bankers of the world any money and we have lots of lovely oil and gas which is going up in price every time somebody gets blown up in the middle eats so we dont really give a fuk, go for it Israel blow some insignificant poorly armed people up if you like its not our problem .
Tony Blair Prime idiot of britian released a statment through his spokesperson President Bush , it said Tonys with me all the way on this,Im sure all of the people of britain are to, in fact your going to help wage that fanatical religious regimes war with the blood of your own people , because thats what jesus would do , and his dad God he wants more killing as well.
Long live irational religios beliefs s and the military industrial machine , down with peace freedom mutual understanding..fink slobber slobbere



Nat west three extradited to hell

Three wankers im sorry that should be bankers from the nat west bank in the uk have been extradited to hell, I mean america it followes a controversial extradition proceedure instigated by satan I mean america . It is claimed the 3 men are all guilty of sinning I mean emmebezzlement
No evidence was preseneted at thier extradition hearing and the proceedure was carried out under the terms of a new treaty designed to streamline the process of British people being fuckied up the ass while we eat americas shit .
As a result of this new treaty which america hasnt even ratified anyone suspected of not liking america will be shipped of to guantanamo bay for an extended carribean holiday. In exchange for the fair tems of this treaty Americans supected of sinning in Britain will be forgiven and givem another chance to redeem themselves



In the UK
The Crown Prosecution Service has ruled out bringing murder or manslaughter charges over the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes at Stockwell Tube station.
The 27-year-old electrician was shot seven times in the head by anti-terror officers at the tube station in south London after being mistaken for a suicide bomber.
In a statement to never be released
The CPS said ,,look he was a bloody foreighner he looked a bit dodgy so we shot him tough luck , his whinging family should count themselves lucky we dont shoot some of them for embarasing us about the cctv footage that disapeared or the chain of command cock up, we cant be held responsible for every innocent civilian we kill , that wouldnt be fair the army killed loads of people in afghanistan today and nobodies going to jail for that eh ehe he.
What do think this is some kind of democracy , this interview is oevr now fuck off before we shoot you for being curious.

[kj]

I guess that is one way to put it. Been watching the whole middle east crisis on the news stations and papers and it's not looking good. Apparently Iran and Syria are supplying hezbollah with missiles and ammunition which Hezbollah are then firing into Israel from the Lebanon. I'm also seeing reports that some missiles are being fired by Iran's Revolutionary Guard. Perhaps it's already too late and Israel might be preparing retaliatory strikes against Syria. Either way I can't see this one coming to a conclusion, either through a ceasefire or militarily, any time soon.

[thomasjmaccoll]

DID YOU SAY THIS IS SATIRE AND THAT JIMI'S DEAD?




EDIT SORRY KJ FORGOT I WAS IN SERIOUS DISCUSSION DELETE AWAY MAN I'M TOO TIRED FOR THE INTERNET