The non-thinking that is Religion. - Page 59

pagan · 11th April 2008, 05:18 PM

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worst troll in about 3 weeks.

Thanks man

AlanG · 9th May 2008, 07:54 AM

ka-bump

The Daily Mash - ATHEISTS ARE NICE PEOPLE WHO WILL ROAST IN HELL, SAYS CARDINAL

RiseAgainst · 13th May 2008, 01:15 PM

The leader of Roman Catholics in England and Wales stressed that a 'hidden God' was active in everyone's life, often nipping to the shops for them or wiping down their kitchen surfaces.

Stressing that God was not in the phonebook, the Cardinal said: "You can't just ring him up. You have to get an appointment and that can take up to 18 months.

"I suppose I could try to put in a good word for you... if only I wasn't so skint - if you catch my drift..."

errrrr, wtf?!

Thee Alex · 13th May 2008, 01:27 PM

The Daily Mash is satire.

scottyboy · 13th May 2008, 02:29 PM

you know, tongue in cheek humour.

.star* · 13th May 2008, 06:24 PM

Whilst at uni today, I saw a poster entitled 'Read This Pliz - Evolution: Think about it'. I purloined it so I could type it out.

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If every 'creature' evolved with no creator, there are numerous problems. Take for instance the first bird. Was it male or female? Let's say it was male. How did it produce offspring without a mate?

If a female evolved, why did it evolve with differing reproductive organs? Did it evolve by chance, or did it evolve because it knew that it was needed by the male of the species? How did it know what needed to be evolved if it's bran hadn't yet evolved? Did the birds breathe? Did it breathe before it evolved lungs? How did it do this? Why did it evolve lungs if it was happily surviving without them? Did the bird have a mouth? How did it eat before it had evolved a mouth? Where did the mouth send the food before a stomach evolved? How did the bird have energy if it didn't eat (because it didn't yet have a mouth)?

Evolution is Intellectual suicide. It is an embarrassment. It is a Fairy Tale for grown ups!!!!!

If anybody has any questions containing anything to do with Christian belief: Email: [I don't know if I should give it out, I mean, they've put it on a poster so that suggests fair game to me].

Some other questions I could answer
- is it wrong to speak to the dead?
- does someone go to hell for committing suicide?
- if you are dead you're dead

The questions are countless and I am happy to answer if you think you have a more complex question.

Aye, so I was rather amused by this. Half tempted to email them to find out more since they're obviously so very very wise and knowledgeable.

Dashingmajor · 13th May 2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by .star*

Whilst at uni today, I saw a poster entitled 'Read This Pliz - Evolution: Think about it'. I purloined it so I could type it out.

Aye, so I was rather amused by this. Half tempted to email them to find out more since they're obviously so very very wise and knowledgeable.

Pliz giv us the emale a dress.

Thee Alex · 13th May 2008, 07:10 PM

That email address HAS to be made public, so this/these moron/s can be taken to task.

.star* · 13th May 2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dashingmajor

Pliz giv us the emale a dress.

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Originally Posted by Thee Alex

That email address HAS to be made public, so this/these moron/s can be taken to task.

it could be l.s.n.mpofu@dundee.ac.uk but then again, it might not be. I guess you'd just have to email and see

Thee Alex · 13th May 2008, 08:28 PM

I've sent a message.

AlanG · 13th May 2008, 08:35 PM

haha what a fucknugget.

Probably the same person who distributed the flyers about mouse traps evolving etc, brilliant, what 18th century argument will he dredge up next

humndislocation · 13th May 2008, 10:48 PM

Ask him if I can borrow his straw men when he's done with them.

I'm sure my grandad would find them very useful for scaring off the birds in his garden.

humndislocation · 13th May 2008, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AlanG

haha what a fucknugget.

Probably the same person who distributed the flyers about mouse traps evolving etc, brilliant, what 18th century argument will he dredge up next

That's a pretty valid argument if you think about it.

Think about it, if found a mousetrap in the middle of nowhere, would you assume that a male mousetrap and female mousetrap had come together, mated, and that the female mousetrap had given birth to a baby mousetrap?

No, you'd assume that someone built it.

Therefore babies are not the product of sexual reproduction, they're assembled from component parts in automated factories. QED

9th May 2008, 07:54 AM	#872 (permalink)
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AlanG ModSword +5 of Editing Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,329	haha what a fucknugget. Probably the same person who distributed the flyers about mouse traps evolving etc, brilliant, what 18th century argument will he dredge up next __________________ Ernie Ross - "I'm not a rent-a-quote MP" 10 Sep 04 Ernie Ross being a rent-a-quote MP 23 Jul 04

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RiseAgainst rambling boy of pleasure Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Work id presume Posts: 2,967 Band: Cheat To Win	The leader of Roman Catholics in England and Wales stressed that a 'hidden God' was active in everyone's life, often nipping to the shops for them or wiping down their kitchen surfaces. Stressing that God was not in the phonebook, the Cardinal said: "You can't just ring him up. You have to get an appointment and that can take up to 18 months. "I suppose I could try to put in a good word for you... if only I wasn't so skint - if you catch my drift..." errrrr, wtf?!

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Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	The Daily Mash is satire.

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scottyboy Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 200	you know, tongue in cheek humour.

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Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	That email address HAS to be made public, so this/these moron/s can be taken to task.

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Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	I've sent a message.

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humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,839 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Ask him if I can borrow his straw men when he's done with them. I'm sure my grandad would find them very useful for scaring off the birds in his garden.

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