Plan for World Domination

cunny · 10th June 2003, 11:49 AM

Errrm any suggestions?

I thinks its about time i took control and wiped all of the scum and wasters off the planet.

I can't become a polititian, cos i would actually like people to trust me.

Rebelius · 18th June 2003, 11:07 PM

if only it was like medieval days when all you had to do to become king was to kill whoever was king already

St.Magumba · 18th June 2003, 11:16 PM

Aye!

The old feudal system was a lot fuckin better! I've got a right cracker of a sword here and some armour and shit. Lets go and set about some cunts medievil stylee!

Bugger off with al this voting shite. Lets just get into somdies mince and take over there gaff!!!

Ross · 19th June 2003, 01:27 AM

Hey! I'ma lawyer, and there will be no return to the feudal system! It's a fucking nightmare!

cunny · 19th June 2003, 08:28 PM

lawyer scum, your almost as bad. please excuse me while i ram my battleaxe through your lughole.

whats so bad with the feudal system? eh? ive got more more mates with bigger weapons than you so therefore i get all the pussy. cant say fairer than that. would certainly have saved shitloads of money for my government. imagine how many castles i could have built and peasants i could have fed with all the money from the millenium dome and the scottish parliament.

actually those 2 buildings are part of the reason that i may never vote again. why do they think they should have a palace to run the country from when they cant even run the country. they should run the country from a portacabin with ensuite portaloo (classy) in the middle of braemar.

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cunny Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high Posts: 194	Plan for World Domination Errrm any suggestions? I thinks its about time i took control and wiped all of the scum and wasters off the planet. I can't become a polititian, cos i would actually like people to trust me.

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18th June 2003, 11:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Rebelius Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 7,194	if only it was like medieval days when all you had to do to become king was to kill whoever was king already

18th June 2003, 11:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
St.Magumba Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kilmarnock. Posts: 2,250	Aye! The old feudal system was a lot fuckin better! I've got a right cracker of a sword here and some armour and shit. Lets go and set about some cunts medievil stylee! Bugger off with al this voting shite. Lets just get into somdies mince and take over there gaff!!!

19th June 2003, 01:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ross Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lenzieshire Posts: 3,613	Hey! I'ma lawyer, and there will be no return to the feudal system! It's a fucking nightmare!

19th June 2003, 08:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
cunny Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high Posts: 194	lawyer scum, your almost as bad. please excuse me while i ram my battleaxe through your lughole. whats so bad with the feudal system? eh? ive got more more mates with bigger weapons than you so therefore i get all the pussy. cant say fairer than that. would certainly have saved shitloads of money for my government. imagine how many castles i could have built and peasants i could have fed with all the money from the millenium dome and the scottish parliament. actually those 2 buildings are part of the reason that i may never vote again. why do they think they should have a palace to run the country from when they cant even run the country. they should run the country from a portacabin with ensuite portaloo (classy) in the middle of braemar.