Harry Hill's TV Burp - Page 2

The Pumpkin · 23rd March 2004, 01:32 AM

oooooo wheres the back up here??

harry hill is brilliant

if you want the best comedian in britain then look no further than Peter Kay, ive liked him ever since That Peter Kay Thing, when it was on at like 12 at night and no one knew who he was

Johnny · 23rd March 2004, 01:33 AM

Billy connoly is abvious because most people agree he is a funny funny man.

Yeah i watched TV burp pumpkin, a few times it's been on while im doing other stuff as well. I just don't find it funny, doesn't even make me smile. Dunno why. And Harry Hill just annoys the shti out of me.
If I want some stupid humour I'll usually watch some south park or something.

The Pumpkin · 23rd March 2004, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by johnny

Billy connoly is abvious because most people agree he is a funny funny man.

Yeah i watched TV burp pumpkin, a few times it's been on while im doing other stuff as well. I just don't find it funny, doesn't even make me smile. Dunno why. And Harry Hill just annoys the shti out of me.
If I want some stupid humour I'll usually watch some south park or something.

haha yeah man south parks great

, as i said i used to like billy connoly but i got a bit bored of him

*Sarahanne* · 23rd March 2004, 01:37 AM

They spend a whole week comign up with that shite?

I just really like sarcasm and not that damn show! I just don't find it funny at all, I have tried!

Have to give him credit here, but Dave (The_pumpkin) is an extremly funny guy, he is as quick as they come and says some really funny things, he shares my good humour.

Example of Harry Hill's crapness then.....

One time ages ago I was watching it and they showed a clip of Emmerdale and somehting about a shed and he hits out with something like "Oghh, the best they could come up with was arguing about knocking down a shed" and I just thought pfft......crap.

The Pumpkin · 23rd March 2004, 01:44 AM

thanks!!!!!! youre making me blush

an example of harry hills greatness

last week a clip of mike baldwin slowly rotating in his office chair that was seen through a window with blinds on it...harry hill says "and coronation street put the Mike back in microwave" hahahaha i almost soiled myself!!

: : Scott : : · 23rd March 2004, 01:46 AM

i used to hate harry hill but tv burp is hilarious. and that's with the bias of hating him.

but eddie izzard > harry hill > billy connoly.

connoly is teh sux.

*Sarahanne* · 23rd March 2004, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by The Pumpkin

thanks!!!!!! youre making me blush

an example of harry hills greatness

last week a clip of mike baldwin slowly rotating in his office chair that was seen through a window with blinds on it...harry hill says "and coronation street put the Mike back in microwave" hahahaha i almost soiled myself!!

I actually laughed at you using the phrase "soiled myself"

daniel_goldbloom · 23rd March 2004, 02:01 AM

More reasons why Harry Hill is great:

"Well my nan, she...er..she gets things mixed up bless her. She gets the telephone mixed up with the hair dryer... you may have seen her around ....... wet hair, chapped lips!"

"the trouble with heroine is.... its so moreish apparently!" (I've past this joke off as my own plenty of times:P)

"Nelson Mandela! More crazy shirts please!"

"Here's the church, here's the steeple, look inside...yeah, not as popular as they used to be are they?"

"Of course you do worry about buying electonic goods these days, the technology changes very quickly and goes out of date. However not the same problem when buying anvils! - Anvils all round then!"

"Well, my aunt used to tell me "What you can't see can't hurt you". Well, she died of radiation poisoning a few months back..."

"Apparently you can tell a lot about someone's personality from what they're like."

"My dad used to say: always fight fire with fire, until he got thrown out of the fire brigade."

"Well.. we had to turn the plug off of nanna's life support machine.. because.... they needed the plug for something else.. We couldn't have toast in the morning and nanna........
Don't make me choose!"

"I got my urine tests back from the doctor.. he said to me.. your urine isn't normal... So I said to him, I suppose taking peoples urine is normal? is it? hmm?
Whos got the problem here? hmm? .... Can I pull me pants up now?"

"But if you were in a hot air balloon with Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill and you were losing altitude, which one would you throw out? Eh?"

"I put my spectacles on for the first time and the insults started, you know, "four-eyes!", "goggle box!" "joe 90!" To which I replied, "look, you're not the only opticians around here!"

The Pumpkin · 23rd March 2004, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan_goldbloom

More reasons why Harry Hill is great:

"I put my spectacles on for the first time and the insults started, you know, "four-eyes!", "goggle box!" "joe 90!" To which I replied, "look, you're not the only opticians around here!"

LMAO!!!!! hahahahaha i was laughing out loud at that one!!

Rich · 23rd March 2004, 02:09 AM

I fucking love TV burp, my girlfriend has got me hooked on it.

Its only funny if you know what hes talking about though. If you watch the soaps he takes the piss out of its great to see what he says.

I loved 'c.l.o.p.s' , the cyclops policeman!

And last weeks 'Extra of the week', the gas canistar!

corduroyboy · 23rd March 2004, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

And last weeks 'Extra of the week', the gas canistar!

Yes! This is the episode I was on about.. t'was verrrrrrrrry funny! As were those quotes, Dan!

daniel_goldbloom · 23rd March 2004, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pumpkin

LMAO!!!!! hahahahaha i was laughing out loud at that one!!

"I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder."

"Good to see a lot of bald men in the audience. Did you first notice it sir, when it took longer and longer to wash your face? Flannels not lasting quite as long as they should? Hmmm? I dunno where the flannels are going! Am I right?"

The Pumpkin · 23rd March 2004, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan_goldbloom

"I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder."

"Good to see a lot of bald men in the audience. Did you first notice it sir, when it took longer and longer to wash your face? Flannels not lasting quite as long as they should? Hmmm? I dunno where the flannels are going! Am I right?"

hahahahahahahaha!!!! Harry Hill rules! how could anyone not laugh at that??!

23rd March 2004, 01:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
The Pumpkin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: id like to be in Camden Town Posts: 3,325 Band: Spengler	oooooo wheres the back up here?? harry hill is brilliant if you want the best comedian in britain then look no further than Peter Kay, ive liked him ever since That Peter Kay Thing, when it was on at like 12 at night and no one knew who he was

23rd March 2004, 01:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	Billy connoly is abvious because most people agree he is a funny funny man. Yeah i watched TV burp pumpkin, a few times it's been on while im doing other stuff as well. I just don't find it funny, doesn't even make me smile. Dunno why. And Harry Hill just annoys the shti out of me. If I want some stupid humour I'll usually watch some south park or something.

23rd March 2004, 01:37 AM	#19 (permalink)
Sarahanne Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,086	They spend a whole week comign up with that shite? I just really like sarcasm and not that damn show! I just don't find it funny at all, I have tried! Have to give him credit here, but Dave (The_pumpkin) is an extremly funny guy, he is as quick as they come and says some really funny things, he shares my good humour. Example of Harry Hill's crapness then..... One time ages ago I was watching it and they showed a clip of Emmerdale and somehting about a shed and he hits out with something like "Oghh, the best they could come up with was arguing about knocking down a shed" and I just thought pfft......crap.

23rd March 2004, 01:44 AM	#20 (permalink)
The Pumpkin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: id like to be in Camden Town Posts: 3,325 Band: Spengler	thanks!!!!!! youre making me blush an example of harry hills greatness last week a clip of mike baldwin slowly rotating in his office chair that was seen through a window with blinds on it...harry hill says "and coronation street put the Mike back in microwave" hahahaha i almost soiled myself!!

23rd March 2004, 01:46 AM	#21 (permalink)
: : Scott : : Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,138	i used to hate harry hill but tv burp is hilarious. and that's with the bias of hating him. but eddie izzard > harry hill > billy connoly. connoly is teh sux.

23rd March 2004, 02:01 AM	#23 (permalink)
daniel_goldbloom Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Foodieash Posts: 2,311	More reasons why Harry Hill is great: "Well my nan, she...er..she gets things mixed up bless her. She gets the telephone mixed up with the hair dryer... you may have seen her around ....... wet hair, chapped lips!" "the trouble with heroine is.... its so moreish apparently!" (I've past this joke off as my own plenty of times:P) "Nelson Mandela! More crazy shirts please!" "Here's the church, here's the steeple, look inside...yeah, not as popular as they used to be are they?" "Of course you do worry about buying electonic goods these days, the technology changes very quickly and goes out of date. However not the same problem when buying anvils! - Anvils all round then!" "Well, my aunt used to tell me "What you can't see can't hurt you". Well, she died of radiation poisoning a few months back..." "Apparently you can tell a lot about someone's personality from what they're like." "My dad used to say: always fight fire with fire, until he got thrown out of the fire brigade." "Well.. we had to turn the plug off of nanna's life support machine.. because.... they needed the plug for something else.. We couldn't have toast in the morning and nanna........ Don't make me choose!" "I got my urine tests back from the doctor.. he said to me.. your urine isn't normal... So I said to him, I suppose taking peoples urine is normal? is it? hmm? Whos got the problem here? hmm? .... Can I pull me pants up now?" "But if you were in a hot air balloon with Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill and you were losing altitude, which one would you throw out? Eh?" "I put my spectacles on for the first time and the insults started, you know, "four-eyes!", "goggle box!" "joe 90!" To which I replied, "look, you're not the only opticians around here!"

23rd March 2004, 02:09 AM	#25 (permalink)
Rich Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 3,559 Band: Action Man Bowtie	I fucking love TV burp, my girlfriend has got me hooked on it. Its only funny if you know what hes talking about though. If you watch the soaps he takes the piss out of its great to see what he says. I loved 'c.l.o.p.s' , the cyclops policeman! And last weeks 'Extra of the week', the gas canistar!