Harry Hill's TV Burp - Page 3

daniel_goldbloom · 23rd March 2004, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

" I'm 100 percent behind you...and now I'm 50 percent!"

haha, I remember that

.

"You know when you're vacuum cleaning, you get a bit of paper stuck to the end, there's a change in pitch isn't there? That change in pitch, is that the vacuum cleaner trying harder to suck, cos if it is I'd prefer it if it sucked that hard all the time!"

"What is it about people that repairs shoes that make them so good at cutting keys?"

Remember this face?

gord · 23rd March 2004, 03:04 AM

i have to say that Harry Hill is the ONLY thing on television these days that makes me laugh out loud.

The thing that got me going on tonights show was when Harry said something about an unfortunate name for a driving insrtuctor, and it cuts to a clip of the show in question... "this is Michelle Skidmore"

i nearly wet myself i was laughing so much.

and the microwave thing mentioned previously? Dear god that hurt!!!

I love Harry, I was pissing myself at the quotes Dan mentioned...

My favourites are

"do you like doughnuts? of course you do. they're a lovely, sweet, jam filled snack"

(to woman in audience)
"What's your favourite letter madam? The letter J? I can see why you like it... it goes down, then it goes round. Do you know it's value in scrabble madam? No? You don't know alot about the letter J, do you madam? You like it on a purely superficial level. You're quite shallow aren't you madam? Am I right in suggesting that all your relationships tend to peter out after a few weeks?"

"Remember when sellotape first came out? Great big huge things they were, you had to keep them in the spare room!"

"Remember the days before dog leads were invented? Before then, you'd take your dog out for a walk and never see it again! Ahhhh we used to get through 30 or 40 dogs a year"

"You know those cancer research shops? Whenever you go in, it's just a bunch of old women knitting. No wonder they haven't found a cure!"

Chavez · 23rd March 2004, 03:47 AM

i love harry hill!!
Hes an aquiredf taste i think cos alot o fol dont like him

Afro Joe · 23rd March 2004, 12:49 PM

aw man, i love harry hill. i used to watch his old show too.
i'll you go first you in a minute!
chance would be a fine thing
promises promises!
and relax.
tv burp is amazing

KEV - NFT · 23rd March 2004, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan_goldbloom

"Nelson Mandela! More crazy shirts please!"

"My dad used to say: always fight fire with fire, until he got thrown out of the fire brigade."

"But if you were in a hot air balloon with Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill and you were losing altitude, which one would you throw out? Eh?"

man i love this show, i almost piss myself with laughter everyweek

Scotty · 23rd March 2004, 07:42 PM

harry hill is a legend but not as good as roy chubby brown

aunt gary · 24th March 2004, 04:24 PM

Hey there sports fans

he's fucking genious!!

Chow Ding

Pity the Dead · 24th March 2004, 04:46 PM

Harry Hills TV burp is so funny, its the funniest thing on tv at the moment, the extra of the weeks is great!

KEV - NFT · 19th October 2004, 08:08 PM

it's back.....it's on itv this saturday

Dave(crashdown) · 19th October 2004, 08:15 PM

i've just shaved my head and bought a big collar shirt just to recognise the genious... how is it he sees funny things on tv tht everyone else misses?

KEV - NFT · 19th October 2004, 10:13 PM

that would be because he is a fucking legend

KEV - NFT · 27th October 2004, 07:20 PM

so has anybody been watching this???

All_in_black · 27th October 2004, 07:24 PM

I fucken hate it.

A Quatorze · 27th October 2004, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KEV - NFT

so has anybody been watching this???

I'm working when it's shown

Bloody awful time to have it on I say. Anyone know if there's a repeat shown through the week?

KEV - NFT · 28th October 2004, 02:08 PM

i think it's shown later on itv2 the same night

23rd March 2004, 03:04 AM	#32 (permalink)
gord of the rings Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,728	i have to say that Harry Hill is the ONLY thing on television these days that makes me laugh out loud. The thing that got me going on tonights show was when Harry said something about an unfortunate name for a driving insrtuctor, and it cuts to a clip of the show in question... "this is Michelle Skidmore" i nearly wet myself i was laughing so much. and the microwave thing mentioned previously? Dear god that hurt!!! I love Harry, I was pissing myself at the quotes Dan mentioned... My favourites are "do you like doughnuts? of course you do. they're a lovely, sweet, jam filled snack" (to woman in audience) "What's your favourite letter madam? The letter J? I can see why you like it... it goes down, then it goes round. Do you know it's value in scrabble madam? No? You don't know alot about the letter J, do you madam? You like it on a purely superficial level. You're quite shallow aren't you madam? Am I right in suggesting that all your relationships tend to peter out after a few weeks?" "Remember when sellotape first came out? Great big huge things they were, you had to keep them in the spare room!" "Remember the days before dog leads were invented? Before then, you'd take your dog out for a walk and never see it again! Ahhhh we used to get through 30 or 40 dogs a year" "You know those cancer research shops? Whenever you go in, it's just a bunch of old women knitting. No wonder they haven't found a cure!"

23rd March 2004, 03:47 AM	#33 (permalink)
Chavez Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,891	i love harry hill!! Hes an aquiredf taste i think cos alot o fol dont like him

23rd March 2004, 12:49 PM	#34 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,297	aw man, i love harry hill. i used to watch his old show too. i'll you go first you in a minute! chance would be a fine thing promises promises! and relax. tv burp is amazing

23rd March 2004, 07:42 PM	#36 (permalink)
Scotty Let The Chaos Begin... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: North East Fife Posts: 3,247	harry hill is a legend but not as good as roy chubby brown

24th March 2004, 04:24 PM	#37 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans he's fucking genious!! Chow Ding

24th March 2004, 04:46 PM	#38 (permalink)
Pity the Dead Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Meigle Posts: 663	Harry Hills TV burp is so funny, its the funniest thing on tv at the moment, the extra of the weeks is great!

19th October 2004, 08:08 PM	#39 (permalink)
KEV - NFT Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,379	it's back.....it's on itv this saturday

19th October 2004, 08:15 PM	#40 (permalink)
Dave(crashdown) Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Edzell Posts: 1,254	i've just shaved my head and bought a big collar shirt just to recognise the genious... how is it he sees funny things on tv tht everyone else misses?

19th October 2004, 10:13 PM	#41 (permalink)
KEV - NFT Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,379	that would be because he is a fucking legend

27th October 2004, 07:20 PM	#42 (permalink)
KEV - NFT Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,379	so has anybody been watching this???

27th October 2004, 07:24 PM	#43 (permalink)
All_in_black Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kirriemuir Posts: 1,873	I fucken hate it.

28th October 2004, 02:08 PM	#45 (permalink)
KEV - NFT Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 1,379	i think it's shown later on itv2 the same night