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Old 28th April 2004, 09:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Monty Python!
I've been watchin The Life of Brian recently and thought i would ask what everyone's favourite quote is from a Python movie? My one is 'Centurion, strike him very roughly! And throw him to the floor, sir? Oh yes, through him to the floor please'
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Old 28th April 2004, 09:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 28th April 2004, 09:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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there is just TOOOO many

but speakin of monty python ive been watching the best of the flying circus most of the night,and i've fallen off my chair 100 times from laughing.forgotten how fucken great this is.
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Old 28th April 2004, 09:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Who saw the series of monty python with the princess with the wooden teeth who had a pet stuffed rabbit, and no1 told her it was stuffed coz everyone thought she was so pretty and didnt want to upset her.
Also every prince who wanted to marry her was given a task to do by the king which was normally along the lines of jumping of a 20 story building and if he survived he could marry her and they never did so eventually after going through loads and loads of princes he had to give an easier task of going down the shops to get him a pack of 20 rothmans, lol its so funny
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Old 28th April 2004, 09:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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either

"how do you knoooooooooooooooooooow so much about swallows?"

and all other swallow related quotes or the whole scene with pilate et al.

"Centuwion do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?
No, sir.
Well you seem awfully sure, have you checked?
I think its a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus.
What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus?"
Its a joke name, sir.
I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus."
WIGHT! THATS IT!
Oh, but sir...
No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!"etc. etc.
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Old 28th April 2004, 10:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say eckyeckyeckyeckyptangzoopoifsbgbv!" (dunno how to spell that one!)
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Old 28th April 2004, 10:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I believe this is how it's spelt:

"...the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG! zoom-boing! z'nourrwringmm"

Really, would it have been that hard to just check the dictionary? Some people eh.
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Old 28th April 2004, 10:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Well im sorry!!!! lol, thats such a great movie!
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Old 28th April 2004, 10:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You copied and pasted that off Imbd didnt you! very handy dictionary that one.
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Old 28th April 2004, 10:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
[Arthur starts beating him]
Dennis: Come see the violence inherit in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.
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Old 28th April 2004, 10:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Me? IMDB? Never!




.....I mean yeah.
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Old 28th April 2004, 10:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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It's hard to think of quotes.....I keep thinking of scenarios. I'll just say that those films are a barrel of laughs from beginning to end

I'll think of something before long though........
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Old 28th April 2004, 10:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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NO, cos you totally just typed out that whole quote didnt you?! nice one
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Old 28th April 2004, 11:01 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 28th April 2004, 11:09 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Man I totally recommend the monty python soundtrack cds, some great added extras and they make any bus jouney fun
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