MTV Casting

REM · 7th March 2008, 11:13 AM

ARE YOU AGED 18-21? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING EXCITING TO DO WITH 5 WEEKS OF YOUR GAP YEAR? HAVE YOU GOT THE EXPERIENCE TO WORK ON A MAGAZINE?

IF YOU THINK YOU COULD BE THE STAR OF A BRAND NEW MTV REALITY SHOW AND HAVE THE VISION AND ABILITY TO HELP RUN A NEW MAGAZINE AND HOOK THE VIEWERS, THIS IS YOUR SHOW.

THE 50 TOP APPLICANTS WILL FIGHT A BATTLE TO THE DEATH IN AN ELECTRIFIED CAGE, WHICH WILL DETERMINE WHO ULTIMATELY HAS THE ABILITY TO RUN A MAGAZINE SUCCESSFULLY. THE LAST 10 REMAINING SURVIVORS WILL BE ALLOWED TO WORK ON THE NEW MAGAZINE.

BUT WATCH OUT!! IT DOESN'T END THERE! EVERY FRIDAY, THE MAGAZINE EDITORS RELEASE A LIVE BEAR INTO THE PRESS ROOM. THE 10 SUCCESSFUL APPLICANTS WILL BE EXPECTED TO COMPLETE THEIR WORK ON SCHEDULE, WHILE FIGHTING OFF THE BEAR, AND ALSO STOP HIM FROM GETTING INTO THEIR HAMPER AND STEALING THEIR ALLOCATION OF FOOD FOR THE WEEK!

THOSE CRAZY BEARS.

ARE YOU CREATIVE, TALENTED WITH THE PERSONALITY AND LOOKS TO MATCH? PLEASE APPLY NOW!!

Please email your CV and a recent photo to BEARMAGAZINE@BEARMAGAZINE.COM or press UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, A + START, and then call 02324573357886464435773578386446886244260877472343 2624789987778034446847670 and leave your name, contact and a message.

Thee Alex · 7th March 2008, 11:34 AM

Hi, my name is Ealex, I'm 20 years old and play in an emotional hardcore band called Everything After Amy Made My Heart Cry In September. I've been running a 'zine called 'Self Harmers Suck' for the last 2 years and am told by friends that I'm 'wacky' and have the looks to 'go all the way'

Can I be in your show?

humndislocation · 7th March 2008, 12:51 PM

I might be interested, but first a few questions:

What kind of implements will we be given to fight the bear? This is very important.

If we fail, and the bear does get into the hamper, does that mean we have no food at all for the week, or does it just mean we're on basic rations, with no luxury foods?

What happens if we manage to fight off the bear, but we miss our deadline?

Thanks for your time

Pubic Wig · 7th March 2008, 12:57 PM

when fighting the bear is decapitation via pen knife or scissors an acceptable means to victory?

humndislocation · 7th March 2008, 01:04 PM

I assume that you would at least be given some bear mace to attack the bear with.

Scruffy · 7th March 2008, 02:40 PM

This sounds very interesting, but before I consider applying I'd like to know a bit more about the cage...

will it be 50 all at once or a sort of 'battle royale' format? perhaps in rounds?

what are the dimensions of the cage?

what wattage runs through the cage? is it enough to kill you or just give you a bit of a nasty shock? will there be weapons?

will there be cake?

please reply a.s.a.p. as I need to know whether to pin all my hopes for stardom on this or whether I should apply to television X's "big bugger" also.

thanx.

Pubic Wig · 10th March 2008, 02:08 PM

Theres also the Chris Morris produced 'Paedophile Island' show comming up soon. As i recall the tagline is "A convicted sex offender, 50 underage children and an Island filled with cameras...what going to happen?"

The BBC is going quite OTT for reality television nowadys.

Keerin · 10th March 2008, 02:22 PM

celebrity rape an ape.

lol

Wee_rick · 10th March 2008, 03:20 PM

Celebrity colonic Irrigation anyone?.. ohh waait...

oh oh..i know.. Celebrity pig wank... ahhh BUGGER!!

im no good at this...

7th March 2008, 11:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
REM Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1 Band: -	MTV Casting ARE YOU AGED 18-21? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING EXCITING TO DO WITH 5 WEEKS OF YOUR GAP YEAR? HAVE YOU GOT THE EXPERIENCE TO WORK ON A MAGAZINE? IF YOU THINK YOU COULD BE THE STAR OF A BRAND NEW MTV REALITY SHOW AND HAVE THE VISION AND ABILITY TO HELP RUN A NEW MAGAZINE AND HOOK THE VIEWERS, THIS IS YOUR SHOW. THE 50 TOP APPLICANTS WILL FIGHT A BATTLE TO THE DEATH IN AN ELECTRIFIED CAGE, WHICH WILL DETERMINE WHO ULTIMATELY HAS THE ABILITY TO RUN A MAGAZINE SUCCESSFULLY. THE LAST 10 REMAINING SURVIVORS WILL BE ALLOWED TO WORK ON THE NEW MAGAZINE. BUT WATCH OUT!! IT DOESN'T END THERE! EVERY FRIDAY, THE MAGAZINE EDITORS RELEASE A LIVE BEAR INTO THE PRESS ROOM. THE 10 SUCCESSFUL APPLICANTS WILL BE EXPECTED TO COMPLETE THEIR WORK ON SCHEDULE, WHILE FIGHTING OFF THE BEAR, AND ALSO STOP HIM FROM GETTING INTO THEIR HAMPER AND STEALING THEIR ALLOCATION OF FOOD FOR THE WEEK! THOSE CRAZY BEARS. ARE YOU CREATIVE, TALENTED WITH THE PERSONALITY AND LOOKS TO MATCH? PLEASE APPLY NOW!! Please email your CV and a recent photo to BEARMAGAZINE@BEARMAGAZINE.COM or press UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, A + START, and then call 02324573357886464435773578386446886244260877472343 2624789987778034446847670 and leave your name, contact and a message. Last edited by humndislocation : 7th March 2008 at 12:43 PM.

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7th March 2008, 11:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	Hi, my name is Ealex, I'm 20 years old and play in an emotional hardcore band called Everything After Amy Made My Heart Cry In September. I've been running a 'zine called 'Self Harmers Suck' for the last 2 years and am told by friends that I'm 'wacky' and have the looks to 'go all the way' Can I be in your show?

7th March 2008, 12:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,840 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	I might be interested, but first a few questions: What kind of implements will we be given to fight the bear? This is very important. If we fail, and the bear does get into the hamper, does that mean we have no food at all for the week, or does it just mean we're on basic rations, with no luxury foods? What happens if we manage to fight off the bear, but we miss our deadline? Thanks for your time

7th March 2008, 12:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: 'Im The Juggernaught Bitch!' - working title	when fighting the bear is decapitation via pen knife or scissors an acceptable means to victory?

7th March 2008, 01:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,840 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	I assume that you would at least be given some bear mace to attack the bear with.

7th March 2008, 02:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Scruffy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dundee Posts: 106 Band: Greenwell	This sounds very interesting, but before I consider applying I'd like to know a bit more about the cage... will it be 50 all at once or a sort of 'battle royale' format? perhaps in rounds? what are the dimensions of the cage? what wattage runs through the cage? is it enough to kill you or just give you a bit of a nasty shock? will there be weapons? will there be cake? please reply a.s.a.p. as I need to know whether to pin all my hopes for stardom on this or whether I should apply to television X's "big bugger" also. thanx.

10th March 2008, 02:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: 'Im The Juggernaught Bitch!' - working title	Theres also the Chris Morris produced 'Paedophile Island' show comming up soon. As i recall the tagline is "A convicted sex offender, 50 underage children and an Island filled with cameras...what going to happen?" The BBC is going quite OTT for reality television nowadys.

10th March 2008, 03:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
Wee_rick Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Menziehill, Dundee Posts: 1,295	Celebrity colonic Irrigation anyone?.. ohh waait... oh oh..i know.. Celebrity pig wank... ahhh BUGGER!! im no good at this...