Random Spam email

AlanG · 27th February 2003, 05:01 PM

just got this, note the first few lines, I say "wtf"

Quote:

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kj · 28th February 2003, 09:30 PM

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Misanthropy · 1st March 2003, 04:09 AM

On a related note, I just received an e-mail entitled "Norton Antivirus Blowout Sale!"

....

from a hotmail address.

Yeah, maybe I won't open that one.

Ally G · 1st March 2003, 09:31 AM

I got one that was from some chick, or at least claimed to be, and the subject was 'Hey'. I opened it (daft?) and it was like 'i'm new to town, and need someone to show me around. I found your address through a profile on the internet. Check out my website here.' I haven't signed up to any profile on the internet. Maybe I won't be visiting her website.

Gary V1 · 2nd March 2003, 12:22 AM

Ive been informed I can increase my penis size without use of weights or pumps. I bet they were just gonna direct me to a porn site and go hey look its grown! I was thinking of a more permanent thing

28th February 2003, 09:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 14,138 Band: A band of merry men	Human Euphoria Attract The Opposite Sex Like Magic! Cologne for men and perfume for the women As seen on CNN, ABC and more.... Become More Sexually Active Get Approached More Often Improve Business Relationships Meet More People Anywhere Increase Your Self Confidence Human Euphoria perfumes and colognes contain scientifically engineered pheromone concentrate that has proven effects on attracting the opposite sex. Just as animals use scents to attract others, humans possess the same senses which are incredibly powerful for sexual attraction! Feel the joy of euphoria and the power of attraction with this great new pheromone formula. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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1st March 2003, 04:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Misanthropy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,101	On a related note, I just received an e-mail entitled "Norton Antivirus Blowout Sale!" .... from a hotmail address. Yeah, maybe I won't open that one.

1st March 2003, 09:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ally G Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 2,506	I got one that was from some chick, or at least claimed to be, and the subject was 'Hey'. I opened it (daft?) and it was like 'i'm new to town, and need someone to show me around. I found your address through a profile on the internet. Check out my website here.' I haven't signed up to any profile on the internet. Maybe I won't be visiting her website.

2nd March 2003, 12:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gary V1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cumbernauld Posts: 1,808	Ive been informed I can increase my penis size without use of weights or pumps. I bet they were just gonna direct me to a porn site and go hey look its grown! I was thinking of a more permanent thing