best quote

silverchair · 15th June 2003, 05:02 PM

Quote by Nintendo spokesperson, 1989

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and
listening to repetitive electronic music."

Kristian Wilson,
Nintendo, Inc, 1989

good ol' Eck · 15th June 2003, 05:05 PM

thats pretty funny

Afro Joe · 15th June 2003, 05:13 PM

thats good like

Gary V1 · 15th June 2003, 06:02 PM

'And with the last kick of the ball Robbie Fowler scored with a header'

-Some english commentator

silverchair · 15th June 2003, 09:05 PM

haha , theres also
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey, pop singer
which is my favourite.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole

one of the greatest coming from the 1994 miss universe contest =
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. "
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

all sad but true hehe

aunt gary · 15th June 2003, 09:08 PM

Hey there sports fans

lmao, I dunno which woz the funniest out of all them

Chow ding

daniel_goldbloom · 15th June 2003, 09:11 PM

Can't remember the exact quote but I thought it was funny when Donna Air asked the Corrs where they first met

Becca Bomb · 15th June 2003, 09:28 PM

wheres me dinner?

GemDeLaCreme · 15th June 2003, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dan_goldbloom
Can't remember the exact quote but I thought it was funny when Donna Air asked the Corrs where they first met

that was on the big breakfast i think

funny as tho

Princess · 15th June 2003, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silverchair
haha , theres also
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey, pop singer
which is my favourite.

I heard that one too

oh my god how fucked up is she!

Theres far too many people obsessed with being skinny but thats beyond the joke!

Becca Bomb · 15th June 2003, 09:34 PM

not really a quote but in fact a very acute observation by lee evans -

"why is it when you're walking up a street and you pass a railing, theres always one glove sitting on top of it?"

hehe

silverchair · 15th June 2003, 10:01 PM

Quote:

I thought it was funny when Donna Air asked the Corrs where they first met

haha yeah! and someone asked the proclaimers the same question! when are these interviewers ever gonna do thier research!/! donna air also wondered where they got the name "the corrs"

Craig · 16th June 2003, 08:35 PM

i thought this quote was funny its at the start of Michael Moores 'Stupid White Men'

"I'm surprised I won. I was up against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."

-George W. Bush to the Swedish Prime Minister, unaware that that live tv cameras were still rolling.

BigBad · 16th June 2003, 11:28 PM

One of the best and most quoted has got to be Winston Churchill when an early female mp stated " sir you are drunk" and he replied "yes madame and you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning"
Classic...

Jo Jo · 17th June 2003, 07:37 PM

^^^hehe, total classic

I remember when Donna Air used to present 'Select' on mtv and she was interviewing 2 members of the boyband Five and she said to them '....and where are the other 2 members today?'

Not as funny as the corr's one but still funny

15th June 2003, 05:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
silverchair Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anstruther/dundee Posts: 292 Band: alrosa/trailed in his wake/slide	best quote Quote by Nintendo spokesperson, 1989 "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

15th June 2003, 09:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
silverchair Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anstruther/dundee Posts: 292 Band: alrosa/trailed in his wake/slide	haha , theres also "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey, pop singer which is my favourite. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC "The Internet is a great way to get on the Net." Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole one of the greatest coming from the 1994 miss universe contest = Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. " Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest all sad but true hehe Last edited by silverchair : 15th June 2003 at 09:07 PM.

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15th June 2003, 05:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
good ol' Eck Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 789	thats pretty funny

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Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,299	thats good like

15th June 2003, 06:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gary V1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cumbernauld Posts: 1,808	'And with the last kick of the ball Robbie Fowler scored with a header' -Some english commentator

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aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans lmao, I dunno which woz the funniest out of all them Chow ding

15th June 2003, 09:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
daniel_goldbloom Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Foodieash Posts: 2,312	Can't remember the exact quote but I thought it was funny when Donna Air asked the Corrs where they first met

15th June 2003, 09:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Becca Bomb Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: the ghost train Posts: 3,738 Band: The Leatherettes	wheres me dinner?

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Becca Bomb Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: the ghost train Posts: 3,738 Band: The Leatherettes	not really a quote but in fact a very acute observation by lee evans - "why is it when you're walking up a street and you pass a railing, theres always one glove sitting on top of it?" hehe

16th June 2003, 08:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
Craig Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Stenhousemuir (home of highland toffee) Posts: 473	i thought this quote was funny its at the start of Michael Moores 'Stupid White Men' "I'm surprised I won. I was up against peace, prosperity, and incumbency." -George W. Bush to the Swedish Prime Minister, unaware that that live tv cameras were still rolling.

16th June 2003, 11:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
BigBad Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Aberdeen Posts: 417	One of the best and most quoted has got to be Winston Churchill when an early female mp stated " sir you are drunk" and he replied "yes madame and you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning" Classic...

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Jo Jo DANG!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 3,297	^^^hehe, total classic I remember when Donna Air used to present 'Select' on mtv and she was interviewing 2 members of the boyband Five and she said to them '....and where are the other 2 members today?' Not as funny as the corr's one but still funny