Security Cameras

makulay · 5th June 2008, 10:45 PM

i am encouraging everyone to have security cameras installed in homes.

You can have outdoor security cameras installed in your home and its immediate surroundings. This will warn you of any trespassers, working class people, or immigrants and allow you and your family to protect yourselves and find a safe place to hide in.

When I say, you and your family, I really mean you. Screw your family, you came up with the idea to hide in a box in the attic first, and are much stronger than they are anyway. Besides, less people = more food for you, right?

Also, bears are getting much more clever nowadays, and will probably rise up and attempt to gain dominance over humans. Having security camera systems serve as early warning devices also enable you to alert the authorities should this event happen.

njw · 5th June 2008, 11:35 PM

Thanks a lot for the advice.

Much appreciated.

AlanG · 6th June 2008, 07:30 AM

Also buy the new twitchable curtains to allow you to spy on your neighbours. Report any suspicious behaviour to your local community volunteer police station or the Blair Youth.

Wee_rick · 6th June 2008, 12:59 PM

i simple cant afford this, however i choose to go for the less affordable nosey granny head on a stick from www.noseygrannyheadonastick.com. it works wonders. I used to have kids stealing my milk and potted plants every few nights or so but now that i have nosey granny head on a stick constantly placed at the edge of the curtains these thefts only happen once a week now.

thank you noseygrannyheadonastick.com

Thee Alex · 6th June 2008, 01:03 PM

What if I just want to Live In Fear?

kj · 6th June 2008, 03:40 PM

It's good to keep on edge. Ha ha. Cunny has an interesting story about how he caught a burglar in his house from work using strategically placed web cams around his house.

5th June 2008, 10:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
makulay Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1 Band: -	Security Cameras i am encouraging everyone to have security cameras installed in homes. You can have outdoor security cameras installed in your home and its immediate surroundings. This will warn you of any trespassers, working class people, or immigrants and allow you and your family to protect yourselves and find a safe place to hide in. When I say, you and your family, I really mean you. Screw your family, you came up with the idea to hide in a box in the attic first, and are much stronger than they are anyway. Besides, less people = more food for you, right? Also, bears are getting much more clever nowadays, and will probably rise up and attempt to gain dominance over humans. Having security camera systems serve as early warning devices also enable you to alert the authorities should this event happen. Last edited by humndislocation : 6th June 2008 at 11:40 AM.

5th June 2008, 11:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
njw Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: DD1 Posts: 8,141	Thanks a lot for the advice. Much appreciated. __________________ You can put a cat in the oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

6th June 2008, 07:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
AlanG ModSword +5 of Editing Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,337	Also buy the new twitchable curtains to allow you to spy on your neighbours. Report any suspicious behaviour to your local community volunteer police station or the Blair Youth. __________________ Ernie Ross - "I'm not a rent-a-quote MP" 10 Sep 04 Ernie Ross being a rent-a-quote MP 23 Jul 04

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kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 13,712 Band: A band of merry men	It's good to keep on edge. Ha ha. Cunny has an interesting story about how he caught a burglar in his house from work using strategically placed web cams around his house. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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6th June 2008, 12:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Wee_rick Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Menziehill, Dundee Posts: 1,305	i simple cant afford this, however i choose to go for the less affordable nosey granny head on a stick from www.noseygrannyheadonastick.com. it works wonders. I used to have kids stealing my milk and potted plants every few nights or so but now that i have nosey granny head on a stick constantly placed at the edge of the curtains these thefts only happen once a week now. thank you noseygrannyheadonastick.com

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Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 4,096 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	What if I just want to Live In Fear?

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